TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Oh, and one last thing...have you ever seen the sun set at 3:00 PM?"
"Aye! Once, I was sailin' round the Arctic--"
"Shut up!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[tony d]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[belair]

It's the Curie's! We must flee!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
Homer: Well, I use a computer.
Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes --
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon!

 

[cupcrazyman]

Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
Homer: Well, I use a computer.
Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes --
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
Homer: Well, I use a computer.
Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes --
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

I heard that guy's ass has it's own Congressman

 

[hangman005]

You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon!

Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.

and the road maps and ice scraper?

 

[Ozz]

Woooow

 

[tony d]

 

[hangman005]

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a tab.

 

[The Nemesis]

Woooow

Oh look, it's that simpsons ****posting Steamed Hams guy. He's cool.....

 

[The Nemesis]

You know, I'm mostly over ****posts, but this one made me laugh.

It came with the title "****posting is in danger of going stale. I'm taking it to strange new places."

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I think I’m blind

 

[John Price]

You know, I'm mostly over ****posts, but this one made me laugh.

It came with the title "****posting is in danger of going stale. I'm taking it to strange new places."

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

You know, I'm mostly over ****posts, but this one made me laugh.

It came with the title "****posting is in danger of going stale. I'm taking it to strange new places."

Nemesis, memeposting is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Reddit and 4chan, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[tony d]