TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[LeafalCrusader]

Come on Emma

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

Well, that could be any NFL owner.

 

[John Price]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

"Quiet down, you're killing the romance in here."

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing."

 

[The Nemesis]

"By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing."

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.

 

[John Price]

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.

"Hey. I am no longer illiterate."

 

[John Price]

Chief Wiggum:
Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor. This little lady will be cracking rocks by the end of the week.
Mayor Quimby:
Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!
Chief Wiggum:
But... but she broke the law.
Mayor Quimby:
Thanks for the civics lesson. Now listen: if Marge Simpson goes to jail, I can kiss the chick vote goodbye. And if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!
Chief Wiggum:
Word to the wise, Quimby: don't write checks your butt can't cash.
Mayor Quimby:
Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum: you bite me, I'll bite back!
Chief Wiggum:
You talk the talk, Quimby, but do you walk the walk?

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

"YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF LOW-INCOME NOBODIES."

 

[John Price]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[The Nemesis]

"Hey. I am no longer illiterate."

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

This thread is like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

 

[The Nemesis]

This thread is like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

Has anyone seen the movie Tron?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Has anyone seen the movie Tron?

No.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thry’re milking rats!!!!!

Rats?? I’m outraged.

You promised me dog or higher.

 

[Ceremony]

I was only in there for directions on how to get away from there.

 

[tony d]