Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 31

[Langdon Alger]

Sunsets. Thank god there's only one of these a day.

 

[The Nemesis]

Sunsets. Thank god there's only one of these a day.

Could it be any more orange?

 

[bigdirty]

We request your company for a free exchange of ideas.

My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you, your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer.

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[KaylaJ]

I had a cat named Snowball, she died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
....
I had a hamster named Snuffy, he died...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I believe we were talking about chocolate.

That was 15 minutes ago!

10 actually.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

10 actually.

We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which you will read in alphabetical order:
Ruin, Fixed
That is all.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Our Residents Are Trying To Nap!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Langdon Alger]

Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on the way out.

 

[Leafsdude7]

I had a cat named Snowball, she died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
....
I had a hamster named Snuffy, he died...

No deal!

Alright they're on to us! Get him back to Seaworld.

Cheese, it's the Feds!

 

[tony d]

 

[Gordon Lightfoot]

Cat in the furnace

 

[KaylaJ]

wait a minute, what was that last thing you said? grandpa's little helper, what's that?....which one of you is the mailman?

 

[Dr Pepper]

Sex cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.

 

[KaylaJ]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey!!! Those frogs are eating all their crops!!!

 

[The Nemesis]

Hey!!! Those frogs are eating all their crops!!!

Wot? That's a funny name. I'da called 'em chazwozzers.

 

[PromNite]

Wot? That's a funny name. I'da called 'em chazwozzers.

They're all over the Monongagildichuck!

 

[Congo Jack]

Bart: Mom, Dad, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.

Homer: That's no reason to block the TV.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[KaylaJ]

PS, I am gay.