Favorite slogans / sayings

[Hippasus]

'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.'

 

[Engebretson]

You run into an ******* in the morning, you ran into an *******.

You run into *******s all day, you're the *******.

 

[McDrailers]

Worst case Ontario.

Have another drink Lahey

 

[John Price]

hf boards is a beautiful place and i am not afraid of SoupyFIN

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Worst case Ontario.

Have another drink Lahey

Survival of the fitness Boys.

 

[yubbers]

I am the liquor Randy

 

[Jimmy Firecracker]

Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

 

[Goonzilla]

'Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield'.

I heard Steven Tyler say that one. Not sure if it's his though.


'The light at the end of the tunnel might be the headlamp of an oncoming train'.

 

[yubbers]

Don't get wry on your own reply

 

[Goonzilla]

Far canal.

 

[Hippasus]

"We accept her, we accept her. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble."

 

[The Gongshow]

She's a screw loose from a full shilling

 

[Hippasus]

'If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.'

 

[cupcrazyman]

Somebody gonna get a hurt !

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

"real g's move in silence like lasagna"

-- noted philosopher, lil' wayne

 

[landy92mack29]

I am the liquor Randy

this

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I'm Help

 

[irunthepeg]

"I lie. I cheat. I steal."

-Eddie Guerrero, 1967-2005

thanks Chris

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

"Winning employee of the month is about more than just plaques and hams."

"Removing someone as important as she is/he is from our team/company is like deciding to have an infected molar removed...you need it to properly chew your food, but it feels great to finally get the thing out of your mouth."

 

[Hippasus]

You can please some people all of the time, you can please all people some of the time, but you can't please all the people all the time.

[This is pretty much an early Bob Dylan lyric.]

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If all one has is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

 

[Bones Malone]

The first trade is always the toughest. It was very difficult for me, especially going to Winnipeg

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Phil Kessel is a 2x Stanley Cup Champion

 

[Leafsdude7]

2000 flushes - keeps the water crystal clear, keeps the bowl sparkling clean continously for about 4 months, no rings no shrinks no stinks, just put the container in the tank and forget it! Every time you flush the chlorine crystals dissolve away rust and minerals before dirt rings and stains appear, and flushing sure beats brushing!

 

[Bee Sheriff]

don't do things dumb

 

[tacogeoff]

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Nux: I live, I die! I live again!