Favorite slogans / sayings

[Hippasus]

Do you have any? Make / alter your own if you want. I like:

'We're all going to hell in a handbasket.'

'I came here for two things: to eat biscuits and to kick some ass, and it looks like I'm all out of biscuits.'

'I may be stupid but I'm no dummy.'

'It is better to joke and to suck than to not have joked at all.'

'If it ain't broke, don't fix it.'

'Hail Poseidon.'

I have more, I just have to think of them.

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[Riverdale]

That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the ****in way she goes.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

"don't tell your daddy how to ****"

 

[Mantis]

Chicken wings


Im sorry

 

[yubbers]

Woozle wuzzle?

 

[ottawa]

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty

- 2 chainz

 

[yubbers]

Skirt skirt

 

[yubbers]

Y'all been together 10 years you deserve a menage

Specially if you put that BMW Ina garage

-Kanye

 

[Chris Hagen*]

"One love."

"Discuss."

 

[Hippasus]

Someone mentioned this one from a thread on the main boards recently. Just found it:

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." - Einstein

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Worst case Ontario.

 

[John Price]

Ehat

 

[darko]

I was born at night but it wasn't last night.

 

[irunthepeg]

This is outhouse

 

[yubbers]

Roadhouse

 

[S A W F T*]

Clichĕ

 

[Hammettf2b]

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying"

 

[Cucumber]

Cucumber

 

[Goonzilla]

If you run with dogs you catch fleas.

 

[Sharpshooter]

It is what it is

 

[Goonzilla]

There's no 'I' in 'team'..

..but there is an 'M' and an 'E'.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

"I lie. I cheat. I steal."

-Eddie Guerrero, 1967-2005

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Everyday is a good day

 

[Flukeshot]

Why try when it's easier not to

 

[Yung Rotini]

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