Favorite Simpsons moments part 35: Linguo, dead?

[John Price]

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[LeafalCrusader]

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[Psyfer]

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob. A man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like mayor Quimby?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

 

[John Price]

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob. A man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like mayor Quimby?

Hey four eyes, vote Quimby.

 

[Ceremony]

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[Player big P]

Hey four eyes, vote Quimby.

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

 

[Ceremony]

You can't keep the Republicans out of the White House forever. and when they get in, I'm back on the streets! With all my criminal buddies!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Hehe yes, once.

 

[KaylaJ]

Hehe yes, once.

You know who invented the hammock Homer?

 

[Player big P]

You can't keep the Republicans out of the White House forever. and when they get in, I'm back on the streets! With all my criminal buddies!

It's "You can't keep the Democrats out."

 

[Ceremony]

It's "You can't keep the Democrats out."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[tony d]

 

[KaylaJ]

I'm a nerd!
so am I!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

My son returns from a fancy east coast college and I'm horrified to find out he is a nerd!

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

This was in the United thread in the lounge but it deserves to be posted here as well.

 

[Player big P]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!

 

[Player big P]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Kurt, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat our crackers, we don't know. Quite frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."

 

[tony d]

Kirk Van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Homer: No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife.