News Article: Ex-NYR Sean Avery Eyeing NHL Return

[Irishguy42]

It doesn't sound like you would be an upgrade.

I mean...

...well, you got me there.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

He's def trolling but holy shit...like I said in the NHL forum, he's been out of the NHL for 10 years? Where the hell did time go? And damn I feel so old now.

 

[DanielBrassard]

It doesn't sound like you would be an upgrade.

I am over 2PPG in EASHL, I think I could replace him actually.

 

[HFBS]

Ready for my GoFundMe page?

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Way bigger asshole than TDA with a fraction of the skill but guess who the Rangers fans wanted gone.

 

[Thirty One]

Way bigger asshole than TDA with a fraction of the skill but guess who the Rangers fans wanted gone.

Every thread can be a DeAngelo thread if you're determined enough.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Every thread can be a DeAngelo thread if you're determined enough.

Wasn't that much of a stretch this time.

 

[n8]

lol, he's 41. Does he think he is Jagr? What is he gonna do? Talk to the puck and annoy it into the opposing team's net?

 

[Brief Candle]

Guys, I’m 45 in three weeks and never played passed high school due to injury, but I’d like to formally announce that I’m going to play in the nhl next season! I’ll do my best to rep our forums we’ll.

 

[Baby Punisher]

No.

 

[Unusual Suspect]

Guess he woke up and felt like seeing his name in the paper. **** him.

 

[Shesterkybomb]

You all are getting trolled, watched a clip of him in a pickup game he could barely play there.

 

[pld459666]

He'd be an upgrade on McKegg

I'm 2fiddy, id be an upgrade

 

[LORDE]

The real question is what color nail polish will he be wearing after he laces em up

 

[rangers1314]

You all are getting trolled, watched a clip of him in a pickup game he could barely play there.

I don’t think we’re getting trolled if everyone is making fun of how lame an attempt for attention it is.

 

[TominNC]

Way bigger asshole than TDA with a fraction of the skill but guess who the Rangers fans wanted gone.

Both?

 

[DialUp]

Definitely real and totally not some cornball C- publicity stunt.

I guess his podcast didn't take off like he thought it would.

You mean there isn't room for another COVID focused rich guy's populist ramblings?

 

[BobMarleyNYR]

Mid-life crisis... remember Claude's grand return? I like Avery, Guess he fished those skates outta the river.Sloppy seconds, anyone?

 

[Machinehead]

He had a year and a half here where he was one of the best 5v5 players in the league but he couldn't keep up anymore like 11 years ago.

 

[Machinehead]

Way bigger asshole than TDA with a fraction of the skill but guess who the Rangers fans wanted gone.

When Avery was effectively blackballed off the team in 11-12, everyone got over it in 3 hours.

A year later, and people are evidently still brining up DeAngelo.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

He seriously wouldn’t even be one of the better players in your Beer League A division at this point, this is beyond delusional if he’s serious and not just trolling.

He was underrated good back in the day though

 

[SingnBluesOnBroadway]

My sympathies @Gardner McKay

 

[SnowblindNYR]

When Avery was effectively blackballed off the team in 11-12, everyone got over it in 3 hours.

A year later, and people are evidently still brining up DeAngelo.

Avery was a decent player who had more skill than most people thought but DeAngelo is a very good player. Also, unfortunately I think part of it has to do with politics too.

 

[vladmyir111]

Avery was a decent player who had more skill than most people thought but DeAngelo is a very good player. Also, unfortunately I think part of it has to do with politics too.

"part" of it? lmao more like all of it, reeeeeeee bad tweets. You really think anyone cares that he talked crap to Shiteorgiev?

 

[haveandare]

0% chance Avery plays in the NHL again