Ever been in a fight?

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

we are best friends.

4eva

 

[Langdon Alger]

Get a room.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get a room.

Make me...

 

[aleshemsky83]

Are you a girl??? Sheesh.

And in your brother's defence, if someone kicked my ass using those "tactics" I would deny it too....

Come on now, do you understand the age difference there? I was defending myself.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Come on now, do you understand the age difference there? I was defending myself.

You could have at least tried to throw a punch

But yes.....

 

[aleshemsky83]

You know Randy Moss, a great man, 6'4 superhuman athlete, once said that he bites, goes for the eyes, etc, in street fights. When he said that I gained a lot of respect for him. Its a fight not a fencing match. The other fellas gonna stomp your ass (or worse) if he gets the upper hand.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I had to google who this was....

 

[Goonzilla]

Ooh yeah.. but I've never ever caused trouble, started a fight or looked for one. School ground, street, sports arena or work place.

I am lucky enough to report mostly I have been a winner, including by knockout, with a few draws, but I've never been bettered; and certainly not because I'm the toughest guy going around, I just haven't ever encountered an idiot that's ever had a go at me of any genuine ability or toughness. Guys who are genuinely tough don't need to go around causing trouble or proving anything.

I got attacked once by three guys, one of whom had a pool cue. They came second.

The older you get, the more circumspect and wary you are and probably need to be around that sort of stuff. It can get you seriously hurt or worse.

 

[John Price]

Nope

 

[Bubba Thudd]

When I was in junior high school (about age 15), my father owned massage parlors (***** houses), call dating services, adult toy/book stores, etc.
He was getting busted, and was on the news probably three times a week for a few months (one TV channel in particular really enjoyed running the story).
The officer who was busting him had a daughter, who just happened to be in the same grade as me, and in the same school as me.
I couldn't walk down the hall without hearing, "His dad's a pimp!" No problem, that was true...
But when I would hear, "and his mom's a *****", it was ON! (and that was NOT true about her!)
Yeah, lots of fights, and a lot of time suspended.
Luckily, the principal and assistant principal felt bad for what I was going through, so I didn't get expelled from the school.
Also luckily, I had been in plenty of fights before that (we moved a lot, and every time I was the new kid at the school, someone had to test me...), so I was a decent fighter.

 

[Hippasus]

I've had about five fights. I'm about .500. I'm neither counting ones where I didn't fight back nor isolated bully sorts of incidents. If I did I'd be below .500.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

two school fights in middle school which i won both of

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Once, almost. Was at a bar in downtown Calgary a few years ago and saw some drunk dude harassing a girl. Home slice was maybe like 5'9" and drunk af. Told him to stop and leave her alone and he goes "What're you gonna do about it? **** off." and I just said: "I'm 6'6", 260. What's up?"

He punched me in the jaw, but I didn't even move or feel it really, then just did my best Sephiroth impression and just glared at him. He left seconds later.

I've slimmed down to ~230 but even when I was 260, I wasn't fat per say, and I have a back ground in Yuan Yang. Long story short, don't **** with me

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Once, almost. Was at a bar in downtown Calgary a few years ago and saw some drunk dude harassing a girl. Home slice was maybe like 5'9" and drunk af. Told him to stop and leave her alone and he goes "What're you gonna do about it? **** off." and I just said: "I'm 6'6", 260. What's up?"

He punched me in the jaw, but I didn't even move or feel it really, then just did my best Sephiroth impression and just glared at him. He left seconds later.

I've slimmed down to ~230 but even when I was 260, I wasn't fat per say, and I have a back ground in Yuan Yang. Long story short, don't **** with me

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

^ i have mad style also

thx you for pointing it out

 

[Dog]

Once, almost. Was at a bar in downtown Calgary a few years ago and saw some drunk dude harassing a girl. Home slice was maybe like 5'9" and drunk af. Told him to stop and leave her alone and he goes "What're you gonna do about it? **** off." and I just said: "I'm 6'6", 260. What's up?"

He punched me in the jaw, but I didn't even move or feel it really, then just did my best Sephiroth impression and just glared at him. He left seconds later.

I've slimmed down to ~230 but even when I was 260, I wasn't fat per say, and I have a back ground in Yuan Yang. Long story short, don't **** with me

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

if all y'all are dead set on spamming pics of me, at least use a good one pls

like this:

or this:

or this:

 

[Bee Sheriff]

if all y'all are dead set on spamming pics of me, at least use a good one pls

like this:

or this:

or this:

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

omg teh lnge is maeking me into a meme

 

[Bee Sheriff]

omg teh lnge is maeking me into a meme

buddy, they wont even make me into a meme

 

[beowulf]

Outside a hockey rink? Once back in 8th grade.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

*cue 7th grade voice*

"I'll sit on your face and you can fight for air!" hahaha

 

[landy92mack29]

Other than hockey only 1. Friend and I got pissed off at each other playing football and hit each other a couple times. Bell rang and we are cool since.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

My friend pissed me off once, and I jabbed a dart into his butt cheek.

Not really a fight, though.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

i drop kicked a door in middle school once because apparently that's what middle schoolers in the south did in the mid 90's when wwf was in its prime