Trade: Evan Longoria to the Giants

[lifelonghockeyfan]

I was hoping that Ava Longeria would be coming to Toronto. Got a room in my house for her.

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

I was hoping that Ava Longeria would be coming to Toronto. Got a room in my house for her.

Guess what!
My name is actually Ava Longeria!
So when can you accomodate me...and what's your relocation package?

 

[lifelonghockeyfan]

Guess what!
My name is actually Ava Longeria!
So when can you accomodate me...and what's your relocation package?

Ava, I thought you might be living in L.A. not Reno. Always enjoyed your characters you played in your work. Relocation package? There are lots of flights from Vegas to Toronto. I can pick you up at the airport. Hoping that my wife will welcome you too, although I have yet to discuss this offer to you with her. We were both were fans of Desperate Housewives, so I don't think she would mind at all if you bunked with me.

 

[John Price]