ESPY: Nikki Glaser BURNS Edmonton Oilers

[ShootIt]

Sorry to ruin your assumption, but we get more sun than any other major city in Canada. haha Or at least super close with Calgary and Winnipeg.

This is an accurate meme of Florida Summers. 50% chance of rain for 15min-1hr then back to sunny weather.

 

[TheMoreYouKnow]

Somone talking about hockey at the ESPYs is like a dog walking on its hind legs. It is not done well, but you are surprised to find it done at all.

 

[12ozPapa]

I don’t enjoy her but I thought the Stanley Cup jab was decent. Why is Kane there?

 

[snag]

This is an accurate meme of Florida Summers. 50% chance of rain for 15min-1hr then back to sunny weather.

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Another take on the ol' "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes"....

"If you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes" is a quotation that's originally attributed to Mark Twain. He would have been referring to the weather in New England, but it's also a popular sentiment in Alberta

 

[ZJuice]

I am sure Connor is super upset. Way more upset than he would have been on June 24th when it actually happened.

Congrats to the zero panthers from Florida that were able to win at ice hockey while growing up with no ice

 

[Voight]

I'm surprised Kane was invited. Did no other Oilers go and he was chosen as the rep or?

 

[Coffey]

This is an accurate meme of Florida Summers. 50% chance of rain for 15min-1hr then back to sunny weather.

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The price of living near the ocean I guess.
Vancouver could relate to you guys.

 

[Voight]

What are the Espys?

ESPNs awards that they put on a big show for, thinking they actually mean something (they dont)

 

[TheNumber4]

The ESPYs still exist? And who’s Nikki Glaser? Does this award show hire exclusively C-list celebs like the NHL does?

 

[Senscore]

Guess she used the good ones on Tom Brady.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

I don’t enjoy her but I thought the Stanley Cup jab was decent. Why is Kane there?

Isint that his ex gf

 

[snag]

The price of living near the ocean I guess.
Vancouver could relate to you guys.

I remember as a student in Calgary in the late 90's working on road construction crew in the summer.....was 28C. I was on the packer and where I was I could see the ski jump tower at COP disappear in what I thought was heavy rain. Well.....it was some crazy weather. Sure as hell we got snow!!! 15 minutes later.....back to 28C

Leo DiCapprio woulda lost his shit if he saw that one! (for those wondering what I am talking about.... Did Leonardo DiCaprio mistake a chinook for climate change? )

 

[ZJuice]

The ESPYs still exist? And who’s Nikki Glaser? Does this award show hire exclusively C-list celebs like the NHL does?

At least it wasn’t Kathy Griffin??

 

[Soundwave]

The whole "haha, places like Florida aren't real hockey markets because they don't even have ice, how could you lose to them" is such a dumb and over done joke at this point.

 

[Rodgerwilco]

The ESPYs still exist? And who’s Nikki Glaser? Does this award show hire exclusively C-list celebs like the NHL does?

Nikki Glaser is pretty popular for the roasts. Not a C-list celebrity at all

 

[GrumpyKoala]

She a great comedian who routinely kills it on Celebrity Roasts, this isn’t close to her best work.

Her set at the Tom Brady Roast

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/58JQv9D96N

Glad you enjoyed it but respectfully no thank you.

 

[Soundwave]

Nikki Glaser is pretty popular for the roasts. Not a C-list celebrity at all

I mean that kind of is a C-list celebrity, lol.

"Popular for roasts" is somewhere below "Tiktok/Instagram influencer" these days.

 

[Andre Palot]

not sure anyone under 40 found this funny, this is peak old people humor

I've seen better jokes about Oilers on here

no one can 'burn' their team more than the actual fans.

 

[Rodgerwilco]

I mean that kind of is a C-list celebrity, lol.

"Popular for roasts" is somewhere below "Tiktok/Instagram influencer" these days.

IDK how to really classify that kind of stuff. She's gotta be in the top 3 most famous female comedians right now. Not sure what "list" that falls under I guess

 

[SpezDispenser]

Not even remotely funny. Goodness

 

[Maple Leaf]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1811761885018021929

I love it!!

I don't like this ashtknon kuthcer guy

 

[Sasha Orlov]

I can think of like three dozen posters on here that said funnier things about the Oilers than this

 

[GRob83]

not sure anyone under 40 found this funny, this is peak old people humor

I've seen better jokes about Oilers on here

Ironically she is 40, and was 10 years old the last time Canada won a Stanley Cup at all.

 

[Laus723]

OMG!! No ice in Floridaaaa? How do the Panthers play? How"d all these guys get so good??

Weak, and dumb.

 

[Hennessy]

I'm embarrassed for all of us.