GDT: ENEMIES OF JERKDOM IN RALEIGH STILL HAVEN'T LEFT

[MrazeksVengeance]

VERY SATISFYING OUTCOME OF THE LAST ONE. Yet we must persist. In an ideal scenario, we won't see Washington Capitals this season in North Carolina again. Which would be great.)

...

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A RABID DOG WITH AN UNRELENTING DIARRHEA. YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR EVEN IN THE VICINITY OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'D PROBABLY HIDE YOUR CHILDREN IF THAT CAME TO BE.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE AS UGLY AS A TERATOMA. YE THEY'RE PROBABLY BENIGN, BUT THE IDEA OF HAVING ONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS TERRIFYING.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE DEPICTIONS OF GENOCIDE, IF YOU ENJOY WATCHING THEM YOU ARE A SICK FU^K.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE TICKS. THERE'S A GENERAL CONSENSUS THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT THEM.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A CARCASS INFECTED BY EBOLA. THEY SMELL HORRIBLY AND ARE ALSO A HAZARD TO PUBLIC HYGIENE AND HEALTH OF THE GENERAL POPULACE.

...

SO...

COME OUT YE D.C. CU^NTS, COME OUT AND PLAY ON EVEN GROUND
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON THE ROUND AGAINST AN OUTSIDER
SHOW HER HOW THE HURRICANES MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LANES OF THE TRIANGLE

 

[hockeynjune]

Giterdone boys. Time to send these punks home thoroughly whooped.
I will be in tha house with my son. We will be addressing the officiating very loudly.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

beat they ass

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

WIN OR WE RIOT

 

[Navin R Slavin]

If you're trying to trick me into googling teratoma, it's not going to work.

 

[Rad ChaLose]

Foot on throats, please.

 

[Chrispy]

If you're trying to trick me into googling teratoma, it's not going to work.

 

[SlavinAway]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

If you're trying to trick me into googling teratoma, it's not going to work.

I watched a lot of House/Scrubs when I was younger, so I know what that is.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

5-1 loss

 

[HisIceness]

Just f***ing win please

 

[Jerkob Rantanen]

Remove all doubts and extinguish all hope. Beat them. Relentlessly.

 

[MisterDobz]

Start early, stay started.

 

[SlavinAway]

Start early, stay started.

Never don't start

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

VERY SATISFYING OUTCOME OF THE LAST ONE. Yet we must persist. In an ideal scenario, we won't see Washington Capitals this season in North Carolina again. Which would be great.)

...

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A RABID DOG WITH AN UNRELENTING DIARRHEA. YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR EVEN IN THE VICINITY OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'D PROBABLY HIDE YOUR CHILDREN IF THAT CAME TO BE.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE AS UGLY AS A TERATOMA. YE THEY'RE PROBABLY BENIGN, BUT THE IDEA OF HAVING ONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS TERRIFYING.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE DEPICTIONS OF GENOCIDE, IF YOU ENJOY WATCHING THEM YOU ARE A SICK FU^K.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE TICKS. THERE'S A GENERAL CONSENSUS THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT THEM.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A CARCASS INFECTED BY EBOLA. THEY SMELL HORRIBLY AND ARE ALSO A HAZARD TO PUBLIC HYGIENE AND HEALTH OF THE GENERAL POPULACE.

...

SO...

COME OUT YE D.C. CU^NTS, COME OUT AND PLAY ON EVEN GROUND
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON THE ROUND AGAINST AN OUTSIDER
SHOW HER HOW THE HURRICANES MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LANES OF THE TRIANGLE

I am so happy you exist and have chosen to cheer for this team, @MrazeksVengeance.

No notes.

 

[hockeynjune]

Tailgaitn at the Ale house.

 

[hockeynjune]

Daughter’s bf doing the roadie gig for Pearl Jam.
That’s gonna be a tired young man after tomorrow.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

If you're trying to trick me into googling teratoma, it's not going to work.

WASN'T TRYING TBH. YOU SHOULD KNOW IT'S DISGUSTING. I COMPARED IT TO WASHINGTON CAPITALS.

 

[Stickpucker]

I cast feasting hobbit and sacrifice 3 lbs of bbq, 1 gallon of sweet tea, pints of baked beans, Cole slaw, Mac n cheese, and tots.

That's gonna be a big boy.

 

[Borsig]

VERY SATISFYING OUTCOME OF THE LAST ONE. Yet we must persist. In an ideal scenario, we won't see Washington Capitals this season in North Carolina again. Which would be great.)

...

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A RABID DOG WITH AN UNRELENTING DIARRHEA. YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR EVEN IN THE VICINITY OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'D PROBABLY HIDE YOUR CHILDREN IF THAT CAME TO BE.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE AS UGLY AS A TERATOMA. YE THEY'RE PROBABLY BENIGN, BUT THE IDEA OF HAVING ONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS TERRIFYING.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE DEPICTIONS OF GENOCIDE, IF YOU ENJOY WATCHING THEM YOU ARE A SICK FU^K.

BECAUSE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE TICKS. THERE'S A GENERAL CONSENSUS THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT THEM.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE LIKE A CARCASS INFECTED BY EBOLA. THEY SMELL HORRIBLY AND ARE ALSO A HAZARD TO PUBLIC HYGIENE AND HEALTH OF THE GENERAL POPULACE.

...

SO...

COME OUT YE D.C. CU^NTS, COME OUT AND PLAY ON EVEN GROUND
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON THE ROUND AGAINST AN OUTSIDER
SHOW HER HOW THE HURRICANES MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LANES OF THE TRIANGLE

you are my favorite board member man

 

[Tryamw]

So this is a good game to win I suggest heavily make it so

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I am so happy you exist and have chosen to cheer for this team, @MrazeksVengeance.

No notes.

you are my favorite board member man

THANK YOU.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Tonight's Projected Lineup...​

Forwards

Svechnikov - Aho - Jarvis
Hall - Roslovic - Stankoven
Martinook - Staal - Carrier
Robinson - Kotkaniemi - Blake

Defense

Slavin - Burns
Orlov - Chatfield
Gostisbehere - Walker

Goaltenders

Andersen

 

[wgknestrick]

5-1 loss

Is Spencer in net?

 

[Jerkob Rantanen]

Tonight's Projected Lineup...​

Forwards

Svechnikov - Aho - Jarvis
Hall - Roslovic - Stankoven
Martinook - Staal - Carrier
Robinson - Kotkaniemi - Blake

Defense

Slavin - Burns
Orlov - Chatfield
Gostisbehere - Walker

Goaltenders

Andersen

If it ain’t broke….