Confirmed with Link: Ekblad Suspended 20 Games For Performance Enhancement

[Gentle Man]

So instead of injury, he was taking shit





The injury was suspension omfg

 

[luiginb]

This was his performance while on PEDs!? He's beyond cooked

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Delete my thread and insert your jokes, I will go first: thats how he looks on steroids?

^Edit: aww man already beaten

 

[Gentle Man]

bitch was on Ozempic

It didnt work

 

[Jean Luc Discard]

Footage from the raid to Ekky's home.

Thanks Ekky... a really big thank you.

 

[Sticksandsun]

Lol what the f***? OK well I guess Balinskis is back in now?
We have 18 games left so he misses game 1 and 2 then.

 

[Gentle Man]

So he's gonna miss the first two games of the playoffs


Guys, we arent repeating

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

The funniest thing is he is now missing March again, it truly is his cursed month.

 

[Mogo]

Mofo Ekblad. I wanted him back next season. See you!!

 

[Jean Luc Discard]

How many of you still think that Zito is even contemplating over re-signing Ekbad?

Mofo Ekblad. I wanted him back next season. See you!!

Call it a divine intervention. No one wants Ekky back. Not even the Creator himself.

 

[FrolikFan67]

20 games and has to miss the first two playoff games?? wtf

 

[IceKitties]

Balinskis get ready to re-learn 3rd pairing buddy

 

[floridada]

Are we sure it wasnt from all the juiced up chicken from KFC that he eats daily?

 

[Sticksandsun]

@Jean Luc Discard definitely CIA'd his way into Ekblads bulk butter and tainted the samples

 

[Gentle Man]

Nate Schmidt of the now Panthers?

Are we sure it wasnt from all the juiced up chicken from KFC that he eats daily?

6 game point streak. The league knew it wasnt possible

 

[Jean Luc Discard]

@Jean Luc Discard definitely CIA'd his way into Ekblads bulk butter and tainted the samples :laugh;

It was the man in the book depository, not me.

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

20 games and has to miss the first two playoff games?? wtf

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18 regular season games and 2 playoff games, he's back game 3. This makes first in the Atlantic more important.

 

[FinlandPanther]

What a f***ing loser. Makes it easier for Zito to move on now.

 

[violaswallet]

Well, I guess we are back to our pre-trade deadline D? This is why I wanted us to add another top 6 D.

 

[Gentle Man]

@ucanthanzalthetruth posted Ekky's statement

Translation....He was eating so much big mac to shield himself from injury

 

[Sticksandsun]

Let's bring in Big Poppa Pump to bang the PED drum for game 1 of the playoffs.

 

[Gizmo Tkachuk]

That’s out of left field, like seriously. Well looks like Jones is getting his minutes up..

 

[IdleTraveller]

WTF??!!! Shit. I thought things were too good to be true lately... Dammit. We can't have good things.

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

WTF??!!! Shit. I thought things were too good to be true lately... Dammit. We can't have good things.

Dude we won a Cup and the guy who missed every March is missing another March. I'm just here to watch the mainboards whine. Ekblad missing 2 playoff games sucks but they should be okay.

 

[Cats711]

So instead of injury, he was taking shit





The injury was suspension omfg

Just loves time off this time of year, will do anything he can to get it.