GDT: Edmonton @ Winnipeg - Thurs Nov 30/23 - 7PM-And now, A word from our sponsor .. TSN3/SNW/CJOB/POWER 97

[SUX2BU]

The boys are home to play Edmonton, a team that has won 3 in a row

The GDT tonight is being based on some ads/commercials that have taken place during hockey games both this year and in years past.

Oh look, there’s Jetson’s iguana

Here lizard, lizard, lizard........ A fine Taco Bell commercial ........

Lineups (per last game) ---- Note: subject to change

Home team first ……….

WINNIPEG

1st line – “Ride line”
Kyle Connor – as Ride Time Guy - Andrew
Mark Schiefele – as “Plan a Safe Ride Home” guy (MPI, yeah, I know Mark did a couple of commercials)
Alex Iafallo – as Ride Time Guy - Doug

2nd line – “In Store Line”
Cole Perfetti – as Cassie (fer sure Gord) (Safeway) - They love her in Edmonton
Vlad Namestnikov – as Darrell (Save on Foods)
Nik Ehlers – as Gord (Safeway)

3rd line – “Rogaine line”
Nino Niederreiter – as NAPA auto guy
Adam Lowry – as Captain Obvious (hotels.com)
Mason Appleton – as Virgin phone guy (obvs)

4th line – tongue/fungus line
Morgan Barron – as Toenail fungus doctor
David Gustafsson – as Gus (Subaru Forester)
Axel Jonsson-Fjallby – as Toenail fungus guy

Defence

Josh Morrissey – as B(MO) guy
Dylan DeMelo – as Eyeseeing’s 2nd cousin from a step-aunt twice removed (BMO)

Brendan Dillion – as East side Mario Dad
Neal Poink – as East side Mario kid

Dylan Samburg – as the whistle from that annoying kid on the Save on Food commericals
Nate Schmidt – as Simu Liu’s fingertips from the Cheetos commercial

Hellebuyck/Broissoit

EDMONTON

20 of these – as toenail fungus

Stats – per the NHL app

Oilers
8-12-1= 17 points
.405 winning percentage
7th in the Pacific division

Jets
12-7-2 = 26 points
.619 winning percentage
3rd in the Central division

Oilers ......................................................Jets
26.0 (5th) ..... Power play ..... 18.0 (21st)
79.0 (20th) --- Penalty kill ..... 74.0 (27th)
50.0 (18th) .... Faceoff % .... 48.0 (24th)
3.33 (10th) ..... GF/GP ..... 3.38 (8th)
3.71 (30th) ... GA/GP ... 2.86 (12th)

Enjoy the game ………..

Click to read more...

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks for the GDT @SUX2BU . Oilers are playing better so we have to play well tonight. This lady doesn't like the Oilers very much.

 

[ps241]

Good luck to the Jets tonight. My time in sunny Orlando continues with the family so I will be missing more hockey.

 

[Jets 31]

Two Canadian teams playing tonight so our music comes from a classic Canadian band. 2 losses is enough Jets lets start a new winning streak tonight.

 

[Jets 31]

Oh and welcome back Vilardi, or is it Volare.

 

[surixon]

I'll be at this one. Let's beat the Oil.

 

[Jets 31]

I'll be at this one. Let's beat the Oil.

Me too, hopefully i'm not the 12 beers and 8 shots kid .

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @SUX2BU - thats a lot of toenails. .

Go Jets Go - drill down and gush goals, frack the H"uilers.

This would be a game to avoid borderline penalties.

 

[kanadalainen]

Soft! What light through yonder standings board breaks?
And yea verily, they say,
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, and yet -
We of the Jets aspire to thy clinch’d mantle.
Aye; the media itself is hoarse
That croaks the chrysalis-like arrival of McJesus
Upon their regular season.
Now - to business.
Come, you wingers:
Ninohaus, Farmleague, Schuffles, Lousy, Volare and Fly -
Tend on multiple goal thoughts, ravage the Oily swine here,
And fill their sundry tender’s helm with nightmares of bar-down or tapped-in hell
And set plays of direst cruelty!
Drink quick my beer;
And stopper the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of any Dry Saddle
Shake thy fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it!
Come, Oilers, to be ensnared in the grind game’s embrace,
Let the Oil be hosed off and cleaned well.

 

[The Blue Baron]

I’ll be there to lets get back in the win column!

Thanks @SUX2BU for your great efforts!

Coilers stink!

GO JETS GO!

 

[Jet]

Good luck to the Jets tonight. My time in sunny Orlando continues with the family so I will be missing more hockey.

You're so close! Come say hi

 

[Royale With Cheese]

I'll be at this one. Let's beat the Oil.

Me too, hopefully i'm not the 12 beers and 8 shots kid .

Would be cool if you guys were in the same row and had no idea who the other person was. Maybe Jet31 can wear a bathrobe and surixon can wear a beaver onesie so you guys can find each other.

 

[Aggie204]

Pionk on McDavid is always a good time. GoJetsGo!

 

[Romang67]

Why couldn't we get all the Oilers games out of the way while McDavid was injured?

 

[Jets 31]

Why couldn't we get all the Oilers games out of the way while McDavid was injured?

True but they will be saying the same thing about Vilardi tonight, you just watch.

 

[SLAYER]

Hope we stomp 'em.

 

[Jetfaninflorida]

Gotta get the train back on the track, boys. 4 game winning streak doesn't mean much if you lose the next 3 in a row.

Go Jets Go!

 

[ps241]

You're so close! Come say hi

That would be fun but I’m rolling big with the crew. A busy schedule has been dropped on me. Great fricken weather today.

 

[Huffer]

Time to get back in the win column.

 

[SensibleGuy]

Gotta be a Jets victory tonight. Anything less will not be accepted. Sorry Jets. Just the way it is.

 

[ICdave]

 

[tbcwpg]

Would be cool if you guys were in the same row and had no idea who the other person was. Maybe Jet31 can wear a bathrobe and surixon can wear a beaver onesie so you guys can find each other.

I've definitely been at a game or two where I've seen people with hf open on their phone

 

[ICdave]

 

[enuffidiotsalready]

Pionk on McDavid is always a good time. GoJetsGo!

let's see another nice clean hip check (or 6) from Neal

 

[Stumbledore]

That would be fun but I’m rolling big with the crew. A busy schedule has been dropped on me. Great fricken weather today.

Treasure the time on those family holidays.

The older you get, the more precious your memories become.