Alright…I’ll do the league:
“Ehh, from the angle we were provided on the Bennett cheap shot, we didn’t see anything conclusive. So we went with nothing. It’s Marchand and the Bruins, we really don’t like them anyway, so no need to think more on it.”
New angle comes out tonight.
“This is embarrassing. Our best move is to do nothing and act like nothing happened. People will complain. But that’s nothing new, we routinely make horrible decisions. Just don’t give them any air and it will go away.”
“Get a memo out to our media lackeys who will carry water for whatever narrative we create…have that story done by morning.”
“We’re not happy the way that Bennett embarrassed us when we said we’re watching…but doing Marchand and the Bruins makes us chuckle…but ya know, head shots, it’s supposed to be our thing…so we’ll have to pay him back when given a chance…probably next round. Head shots are bad, embarrassing us is worse.”
“So…who’s the next set of hatchet men we can put in stripes for game five? Rooney? Ohhh yeah, perfect. *chuckles*”
“Hey! Look. I told you Monty was gonna be a good boy. You owe me $50.”