Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife

[tony d]

Those mini pizzas you get at the grocery store you use a fork and knife but for a pizza you get delivered you can eat with your hands.

 

[Butchered]

Only an uncivilized savage would use utensils on pizza.

 

[RayP]

Legit Chicago deep dish is the only acceptable application of this



Bonus: deep dish was autocorrected to feel fish

No it's not, because that's not pizza. That's a casserole.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

No it's not, because that's not pizza. That's a casserole.

Agree. It's a nasty casserole, not pizza.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

To quote Jon Stewart, it is:

"Tomato soup in a bread bowl"

 

[SladeWilson23]

Always fold the pizza slice in half when you take a bite.

 

[Blue Line Turnover]

Wrong. Mastication is the beginning of digestion

This is quite true. Amylase and lipase enzymes in the mouth begin to digest carbohydrates and lipids, respectively.

 

[beowulf]

Legit Chicago deep dish is the only acceptable application of this



Bonus: deep dish was autocorrected to feel fish

Would have to agree if not use the natural utensils you have at the end of your arms.

 

[Mantis]

Take a piece of chicken bacon ranch and a piece of meat lovers and put some hot sauce between them and make a pizza sammich.

 

[cupcrazyman]

I knew george costanza would make an appearance.