GDT: Don't watch this game

[Finlandia WOAT]

Tampa is on pace for like 135 points.

Seriously, find something else to do. Anything. Anything at all. A hobby. Those chores you've been avoiding. Some special time with that special someone. Extra time at work.

You really need to watch this? DVR it, if the 'Canes win (which they won't) watch it later. If not, be happy you didn't waste your time.

Tampa offense

And that's just one shift!

Hurricanes offense

Lightning coach:

Hurricanes coach

*Push button to put Hamilton on PP1*
...
*lol jk*

Etc.

Time is an abstraction. We're all going to die. Don't waste your precious life watching this team get lit by Kucherov, or Stamkos, or Point, or Johnson, or Gourde, or Hedman, or Koekoek, or....

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[Big Daddy Cane]

I'd be happy with a close regulation loss.

This team has been emotionally fragile at times. A blowout may destroy their spirits going into a winnable game against Buffalo.

 

[Breakdowns]

Can't wait to get destroyed by Tampa

 

[Lempo]

We win 4-2.

 

[Roboturner913]

I mean, who cares. The eventual heat death of the universe will render all of this meaningless, eventually

 

[Lempo]

The eventual heat death of the universe is just a theory! We will look like fools if we lose tonight and then it doesn't happen!

 

[Unsustainable]

We win game

 

[Tryamw]

I'll mostly be happy if we can skate with them instead of pretending to be pylons...And play with minimal mistakes..I expect this one to hurt though..

 

[Lurk Muller]

Finally a game I can watch without feeling bad if we lose.

 

[TheBigKahuna]

I'd be happy with a close regulation loss.

This team has been emotionally fragile at times. A blowout may destroy their spirits going into a winnable game against Buffalo.

Winnable? Skinner is Going to score 9 goals.

 

[AD Skinner]

Winnable? Skinner is Going to score 9 goals.

The Ojefftrick

 

[The Faulker 27]

Its our turn to bend over.

 

[CanesUltimate11]

Easy win, just channel their inner game one of the season when they went down to Tampa and went to town on their as....

What? That was a preseason game? I see. Uh huh. You say the preseason doesn't matter. Ok, so you're telling me not to put any faith in that result... Hold on, Kucherov's on pace to score what!?!?!?!?!

New Plan, channel their inner Major League III and turn off the arena lights just before Tampa goes on the first PP of the game and force a scoreless draw.

 

[GoldiFox]

Last 2 games I was sure the Canes would lose they won both. Tonight is the night for a Svech hattie

 

[Identity404]

I have an inside cable guy who says McKegg got a concussion and thinks he is McDavid. McKegg with the Ovechtrick. Jon Cooper resigns after the game.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

All I want is that, if they do lose this game, don't let it spiral into a losing streak. That's what happened at the beginning of the year. They won a bunch, lost to a team they weren't expected to beat, then lost whatever confidence they had during the winning streak.

 

[Wolfpuck]

If we still had Darling, this is one of those games where you would just throw him to the wolves and let the Bolts drop a 10 spot on him. Poor Mrazek or McSavior are going to have to bite the curb on this one.

 

[The Faulker 27]

All I want is that, if they do lose this game, don't let it spiral into a losing streak. That's what happened at the beginning of the year. They won a bunch, lost to a team they weren't expected to beat, then lost whatever confidence they had during the winning streak.

Agreed. Let this be a speed bump, not a stop sign.

or bridge embankment.

 

[HisIceness]

Too late to tank. Have to win.

 

[Joe McGrath]

No thanks.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

CounterPoint: Brayden Point is incredible and you should all spend time watching him.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

it will be fun to watch a good team win a hockey game

 

[Unsustainable]

Who are we sacrificing in goal?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Who are we sacrificing in goal?

Good point, this would be a nice game to get Darling some work.

In all seriousness, if we want to maximize our chance of winning it should be Mc. We need another 2 GA performance if we want a chance.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

The eventual heat death of the universe is just a theory! We will look like fools if we lose tonight and then it doesn't happen!

Entropy is no theory, hoss.