do not be alarmed, but i may be a secret hockey sleeper agent for edmonton

Carolinas Identity*

I'm a bad troll...
Jun 18, 2011
31,250
1,299
Calgary, AB
as any of you who even remotely know me know are aware, i am a giant carolina hurricanes fan. i own several, and i mean *several* jerseys, a couple hardhats, two car flags on my truck, much other random memorabilia, and a giant ass 4' x 6' flag i bring to games i go to

but, that said, some troubling news has surfaced

while looking through some old af facebook photos, i happened across this grainy af selfie that i apparently took of myself in 2009 in what appears to be an unlit basement, wearing an oilers jersey:

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i do not remember where i was, what i was doing, and that is most definitely *not* my jersey

on the off chance that i wasn't drunk at a house party and put it on as a joke to troll someone and just forgot, what can i do to undo what possibly might be kevin lowe's mental conditioning of me?

thx for any advice and pls continue as normal and pls keep regarding me as a carolina fan

ty

and god bless
 

AlphaCatalyst

Elite Fan
Jun 27, 2007
14,922
7,126
Calgary
Clearly that is not you. Well it is but just you from an alternate dimension or potentially timeline where "you" are a oilers fan. "You" are clearly trying to contact another "you" using a rip in a dimentional rift. Now that you have this information the question is what do "you" need and how do you contact "you".
 

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