Did i tell u guy`s about the time i was on millionaire `n` my buddy Melon cost`d me $250k

[Jiminy Cricket]

THE TITLE SAY`S IT ALL, they axe`d`d me Wat year was Skittle`s invent`d, So i Fone`d a friend `n` call`d up my boy Melon, `N` HE STUMBLE`D `N` BUMBLE`D LIKE A ****ING IDIOT FOR 30 SECOND`S WHEN HE COULD OF GEWGLE`D IT `N` FOUND THE ANSWER IN 10 SECOND`S , so i Lost all my money. WAT THE **** IS THE POINT OF HAVIN`G LIFELIME`S WHEN U HAVE FRIEND`S LIKE MELON WHO CAN`T USE GOGGLE, **** HIM AND **** REGIS TOO.

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[PanthersPens62]

THE TITLE SAY`S IT ALL, they axe`d`d me Wat year was Skittle`s invent`d, So i Fone`d a friend `n` call`d up my boy Melon, `N` HE STUMBLE`D `N` BUMBLE`D LIKE A ****ING IDIOT FOR 30 SECOND`S WHEN HE COULD OF GEWGLE`D IT `N` FOUND THE ANSWER IN 10 SECOND`S , so i Lost all my money. WAT THE **** IS THE POINT OF HAVIN`G LIFELIME`S WHEN U HAVE FRIEND`S LIKE MELON WHO CAN`T USE GOGGLE, **** HIM AND **** REGIS TOO.

You should have used @John Price as your lifeline.

 

[Ceremony]

What did Chris say when you told him you were phoning someone called Melon?

 

[HisIceness]

What did Chris say when you told him you were phoning someone called Melon?

After telling Mr. Cricket to take a seat he asked "And how old is this 'Melon' that you wanna phone?". Wait we are talking about Chris Hansen right?

 

[Ceremony]

After telling Mr. Cricket to take a seat he asked "And how old is this 'Melon' that you wanna phone?". Wait we are talking about Chris Hansen right?

Chris Tarrant, obviously

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Melon??? More like “Lemon” amirite???

What a dud.