GDT: Devils @ Canes Game 1: Back to the Future

[Amorgus]

At least Dave Hakstol coached his team to the second round of the playoffs.

That's not the same Dave Hakstol that was in Philly. He came in from the Multiverse with his Evil Twin goatee and killed the original.

 

[Summer Rose]

f*** yes Jarvis!

Few minutes late on this one, but:

Brett Pesce, the defender bold,
On the ice, a sight to behold.
He skates with grace and power untold,
A true champion, fearless and bold.

In playoffs, he takes the lead,
With a fierce determination, he proceeds.
Against the Devils, he sets his sights,
And with a mighty shot, he ignites.

The puck soars through the air,
And lands with a resounding glare.
The crowd erupts, the Hurricanes cheer,
As Pesce's goal draws near.

With every stride, he moves with ease,
A master of the ice, he does as he please.
His skill and strength are a force to see,
A true warrior, fierce and free.

Brett Pesce, the man of the hour,
On the ice, he holds all the power.
With his goal, he sets the pace,
And leads the Hurricanes to victory with grace.

(definitely not courtesy of ChatGPT)

The spacious firmament on high, with all the blue ethereal sky,
And spangled heavens, a shining frame, their great original proclaim.
His unwearied sun from day to day does Brett Pesce's power display;
And publishes to every land the work of an almighty hand.

(definitely not courtesy of The Hymnal 1982)

 

[StorminSnvechnAho]

The Devils talked about killing us with speed all week.... hopefully they won't realize the Canes aren't the rags... they want a track meet.

 

[BillPrep]

"this is what you wanted to do, why arent you?"

emily kaplan formula for every interview

 

[Tryamw]

PP time

 

[Amorgus]

The spacious firmament on high, with all the blue ethereal sky,
And spangled heavens, a shining frame, their great original proclaim.
His unwearied sun from day to day does Brett Pesce's power display;
And publishes to every land the work of an almighty hand.

(definitely not courtesy of The Hymnal 1982)

I'm very said that the Drake Song Generator got shut down already.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Let’s blow this thing open boys!

 

[ElmCityGuy]

Doing some lip reading it appeared Lindy dropped an F-Bomb

 

[MisterDobz]

Would be nice to see the action espn….

 

[Antonymous]

It would be so nice to see them beat Lindy Ruff again in the playoffs.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Clutch being-tripped by Step

 

[Tryamw]

Aho not tripped

 

[Kat Predator]

Aho not tripped

He fell with style.

 

[Antonymous]

No trip on Aho??

 

[BillPrep]

tripping is only illegal if the assclowns call it

 

[Wolfpuck]

Man we’re flying tonight!

 

[Amorgus]

Should be 5 on 3

 

[Antonymous]

Damn I didn't even see Aho's second chance, it was even better than the first shot

 

[DaveG]

Schmid is doing everything possible to keep them in this, should be about 4-0 right now.

 

[Unhinged Finn]

tripping is only illegal if the assclowns call it

Good stick puck play

 

[Kat Predator]

Hey. We're the "devils" again. Geez, Louise.

 

[Antonymous]

Pool Party going for a swim in Schmid's crease

 

[Summer Rose]

At the sign of triumph the Satans' host doth flee,
On, then Hurricane soldiers, on to victory!
Hell's foundations quiver at the splendor found,
Hurricanes, lift your wrist shots, loud your goal horns sound!

 

[Unhinged Finn]

Pool Party going for a swim in Schmid's crease

It's poolparty after all

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hi Cap!!! I finally ditched my avatar and am back to one of my favorite horror movie stills.

Nice one, Morgo