GDT: Devils @ Blue Jackets 7:00 PM EST (

Bleedred

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May 1, 2011
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THE NUMBER ONE COP

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THIS ISS!!!!!!

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Introducing today's contestants!
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He's a 39 year old 13 year veteran of the National Hockey League, Appearing in 410 games with the Vancouver Canucks, New Jersey Devils and New York Islanders. From Marblehead, Massachusetts, let's hear it for Cory Schneider!

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He is a 60 year old hailing from Canada, but now a 40 year resident of the state of New Jersey. He is a former defensemen of 1283 regular season games, all with the New Jersey Devils and hold the most games played in franchise history. And a winner of THREE Stanley Cups. You can now catch him as the color commentator on New Jersey Devils broadcasts on MSG Networks. He's also a regular endorser of products such as Genucel. Let's hear it for Kenneth Daneyko!

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Our third contestant is a ''Professional internet hockey forum poster'', a current resident of Florida and longtime resident of New Jersey. Let's give it up for Bleed Red!

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Let's get it started! for $400. This goaltender is the national hockey league's winningest goaltender of all time, and goes by the nickname Satan's Wallpaper! Kenneth!

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Who is MY former teammate and fellow three time cup winning goaltender MARTIN BRODEUR!

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Correct! This goaltender had the rockiest March of a Devils goaltender ever! Cory!

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That would be Cory Schneider March of 2018!

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Incorrect! Bleed!

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WHO IS JACOB MARKSTROM MARCH OF 2025?!

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Correct! This team is the most storied franchise in NHL history! Or at least out of all American based teams!


**Random fan at taping**

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RAGS!

*Horn noise*

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I'm sorry gentlemen, but a member of our audience tried to help you out and got it right! Who are the New York Rangers!

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Alex, all due respect. There just was not enough English on that question or answer! Very Lacksadaisical on your part. I know you're a legendary TV host, but that can't happen.

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Yes there was! I gave the entire question and answer 100% in the English language!

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Who the f*** let DD into the audience?

Devils lineup - Nico Hischier, Jesper Bratt, Timo Meier, lord and savior Cody Glass and a bunch of guys who can't score on forward. 6 defensemen, one of who is hopefully not Cholowski. Jake Allen in goal.

Blue Jackets lineup - A bunch of guys who hopefully can't score at all tonight.
 
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I had a great picture of Cory Schneider sitting at a desk on NBC during the 2020 playoffs to use when he made his Jeopardy answer, but the site wouldn't accept that file lol. It came up on google images when I searched. Someone uploaded it to reddit and maybe that's why I can't use the file here. Not sure.

I'm gonna edit and see if I could use that. That pic literally looks like Cory is on Jeopardy if you cut out the NBC stuff at the bottom.
 
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THE NUMBER ONE COP

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THIS ISS!!!!!!

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Introducing today's contestants!
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He's a 39 year old 13 year veteran of the National Hockey League, Appearing in 410 games with the Vancouver Canucks, New Jersey Devils and New York Islanders. From Marblehead, Massachusetts, let's hear it for Cory Schneider!

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He is a 60 year old hailing from Canada, but now a 40 year resident of the state of New Jersey. He is a former defensemen of 1283 regular season games, all with the New Jersey Devils and hold the most games played in franchise history. And a winner of THREE Stanley Cups. You can now catch him as the color commentator on New Jersey Devils broadcasts on MSG Networks. He's also a regular endorser of products such as Genucel. Let's hear it for Kenneth Daneyko!

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Our third contestant is a ''Professional internet hockey forum poster'', a current resident of Florida and longtime resident of New Jersey. Let's give it up for Bleed Red!

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Let's get it started! for $400. This goaltender is the national hockey league's winningest goaltender of all time, and goes by the nickname Satan's Wallpaper! Kenneth!

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Who is MY former teammate and fellow three time cup winning goaltender MARTIN BRODEUR!

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Correct! This goaltender had the rockiest March of a Devils goaltender ever! Cory!

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That would be Cory Schneider March of 2018!

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Incorrect! Bleed!

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WHO IS JACOB MARKSTROM MARCH OF 2025?!

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Correct! This team is the most storied franchise in NHL history! Or at least out of all American based teams!


**Random fan at taping**

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RAGS!

*Horn noise*

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I'm sorry gentlemen, but a member of our audience tried to help you out and got it right! Who are the New York Rangers!

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Alex, all due respect. There just was not enough English on that question or answer! Very Lacksadaisical on your part. I know you're a legendary TV host, but that can't happen.

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Yes there was! I gave the entire question and answer 100% in the English language!

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Who the f*** let DD into the audience?

Devils lineup - Nico Hischier, Jesper Bratt, Timo Meier, lord and savior Cody Glass and a bunch of guys who can't score on forward. 6 defensemen, one of who is hopefully not Cholowski. Jake Allen in goal.

Blue Jackets lineup - A bunch of guys who hopefully can't score at all tonight.

Awesome GDT! LGD!!!!!! :devils:devils:devils
 
@Bleedred - great GDT. Excellent work. I loved DD’s appearance. That guy haunts you like the Headless Horseman haunted Ichabod Crane.
I was going to make him one of the three contestants, but he was replaced by Cory Schneider, just for the March Devils goalie question, so he could answer with himself.

I really didn't wanna do another DD one at all, I'm actually trying to steer away from him as a GDT theme and character, but I figured a little cameo of him as a member of the audience blurting out something about the Rags was probably fine.
 
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Let me tell you something everybody. I totally missed a great chance at a GDT of a different topic today. One that is more about my personal life and an occurrence (more like annoyance) that I’m currently experiencing since around 9:00 PM last night.

I could have made a really good GDT and told a trainwreck of a story. Real comedy.
 
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