lol this team is unraveling our collective sanity in the funniest way, not gonna lie
GDT: Det @ Car
- Thread starter A Star is Burns
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There are no easy games in the NHL.
Svechhammer
THIS is hockey?
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As long as the Habs exist, we still have some auto wins on the sched
To keep the Hitchhiker's Guide references rolling, watching this team play hockey is like spending some quality time in the Total Perspective Vortex, which is good for destroying your mind more or less instantly.
AD Skinner
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Washington just beat nyi last night though. Like BDC said there are no easy nhl games
AhosDatsyukian
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Buffalo will beat them tonight so we only need to beat Florida who will be playing for their playoff lives.
I plan to drink a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster each period.
The 3rd will be much more fun this way.
Hope Turbo shows up tonight finally. Just please put in some effort tonight and act like you even remotely enjoy playing hockey in the NHL.
AhosDatsyukian
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Planning a riot for 9:30 to 10ish tonight
LakeLivin
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Buffalo wins tonight, Canes win tonight, clinch Division. Call up a couple Wolves, rest starters for Fla game but win anyways, denying Panthers a playoff spot and scoring retribution for 2008. Win, win!
AhosDatsyukian
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Joe McGrath
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The riot begins long before that
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The pre-riot riot and riot are already done by then. That's when the after-riot riot begins.
Finlandia WOAT
No blocks, No slappers
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Svechhammer
THIS is hockey?
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Lol, just noticed the bandwagon is on cinder blocks behind the arena.
LakeLivin
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To illustrate this, the Flames only got 1 out of 6 possible points against Chicago this season, the worst team in the league. I'm sure they are wishing there were actually "give me games" right now.
AD Skinner
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Id actually like to see the sabres make it. They’re fun to watch and Skinner deserves to get to play in at least one playoff series
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I'd re-post a pic of Marvin the Paranoid Android but, what's the use...none of you would like it anyway.
hblueridgegal
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Nicely done, Necas baby. A few more points, please. Hoping next year's negotiation squeeze doesn't derail ya. Still love that the Burnside article mentioned your kindness to others as what really sets you apart..that's why you're my favorite.
I have wondered if the contract dance could be weighing on the Captain.
Joe McGrath
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So 18 total 70 point seasons in 25 years?
There are already SIXTY! 70 point players in the league this year.
Holy f*** is this team perpetually anemic at scoring.
It couple be worse. Montreal only has 6 over that same span.
Other teams I looked up in a random sample:
St. Louis - 20
Pittsburgh - 44
Los Angeles - 18
Philadelphia- 28
Other teams I looked up in a random sample:
St. Louis - 20
Pittsburgh - 44
Los Angeles - 18
Philadelphia- 28
