GDT: Despite what it looks like outside, we are not playing the Avalanche tonight, it's the Bolts

TheReelChuckFletcher

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Any one of those on its own is enough to get one drunk by the end of the 1st

How many minutes does the McCormick-Geekie-Rempal line get? I'm going to guess 2-3 shifts a period.

Geekie helps, especially with him not needing to play Jordo's minutes, but Brindy's still likely to shelter the reserve guys outside of him.
 

Tryamw

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So I've decided that I am going to take the Carolina Panthers/Charlotte Hornets/UNC M Basketball 2019-present way of watching the game where the points are made up and the outcome doesn't matter. So here is a fun drinking game for those who will endure tonight's "fun"...

Title: Fear and Loathing in PNC
-Drink each time: Tripp mentions Taco Bell, Harvard, an ex girlfriend, or timeout
-Necas falls down
-Jordo flubs a shot
-Captain wins a draw
-A drop pass leads to nothing/turnover
-Svech does something jaw dropping
-A shot for each penalty minute...hopefully there's an early fight
-Geekie doesn't get my promised 1.5 goals
-Anytime someone says stretch pass. Nothing wrong with the stretch pass itself but I think about stretch pants and how comfy they are and it reminds me I am starting to get old.

You play this drinking game I promise that you will have no worries about the game.

You may need to water down your drink 3w:1 D just sue to this line.. (the bolded)
 

geehaad

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So many guys out if the lineup, you know Dzingle was licking his chops at a shot to prove he can hit the broad side of a barn. Then he saw he’d been placed with Staal....

In fairness, he’s probably saying to himself “I get to play with Steven Lorentz today. That is a good thing.”

Lorentz scores tonight. Calling my shot now.

In all seriousness, I think playing with Staal and Lorentz might do Dzingel some favors.

That LSD line is gonna be a real trip

All y'all are some comedians on HF#26, but rarely do I literally laugh out loud, but I damn near did a roll on the floor to this one. Bravo, sir.
 

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