JayRosehillMVP
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The assistant coach randomizes better lines in NHL 15 than Berube does in real life.
Suggestion: Turn this thread into a "Do you approve of Berube?" poll, so we can have some unanimity on this forum for a change.
I bet there would still be one or two people who vote yes.
I said it earlier: This team wins games despite him. I can't wait to see who we get in the offseason.
craig berube is a ****ing legend. Ever since he first stepped foot on that frozen pond when he was a young lad, he was destined for greatness.
He would go on to have an amazing hhof worthy career as a player, winning multiple stanley cups, putting up elite numbers aswell as playing incredible defense. He was well respected and feared by every player in the league because he was a physical force like none other ever seen in nhl history.
Legend has it on occasion he would even use teammate jeremy roenick as a chest protector and play goalie in practices. Nobody could ever score on him, and he could very well have been the greatest goaltender of all time if he decided to play the position full time.
After retiring from his playing days, craig married to his long time girlfriend kate upton, and had two beautiful children who they named zac rinaldo and niklas grossmann. They would both go on to become nhl legends, cementing their names in the history books just as their father had before them.
Craig would eventually become head coach of the philadelphia flyers, a position he holds to this day and will undoubtably have for decades to come. He is best know for his ability to assign ice times like no one has ever done before, and also changing up the lines 500 times a game. He has implemented a new strategy which reduces the ice times of star players and increases the ice times of 4th line grinders. This genius strategy has coaches and management alike all over the league kicking themselves for not think of the ingenious strategy first.
Craig says when the time finally comes where he has to step away from hockey, he aspires to become a sidewalk. "i've got all this concrete in my head, i might as well put it to good use," says berube.
Craig berube is a god amongst men, and flyers fans are so greatful to have him in the organization. He is truly the greatest hockey mind that has ever walked the earth.
He is best know for his ability to assign ice times like no one has ever done before
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Craig says when the time finally comes where he has to step away from hockey, he aspires to become a sidewalk. "I've got all this concrete in my head, I might as well put it to good use," says Berube.
This board is going to lose it's mind this summer when Berube is not fired. I am calling it now.
Voracek plays 18:25 a night.
Only 3 players in NHL history have won an Art Ross with less than 20mins TOI.
Only 1 player in NHL history has won an Art Ross with less than 19mins TOI.
Voracek plays 18:25 a night.
Only 3 players in NHL history have won an Art Ross with less than 20mins TOI.
Only 1 player in NHL history has won an Art Ross with less than 19mins TOI.
Voracek plays 18:25 a night.
Only 3 players in NHL history have won an Art Ross with less than 20mins TOI.
Only 1 player in NHL history has won an Art Ross with less than 19mins TOI.
He needs an amazing defense to make his system work.
Which is why he probably won't be fired for a bit.
Once the team gets a sustainable defense in the next couple years building from the net out with prospects and signings. I think if we're still a .500 team with a defense that looks good-very good on paper, he'll get the can if he can't do anything with it. Don't expect him to be booted this summer though.
Craig Berube is a ****ing legend. Ever since he first stepped foot on that frozen pond when he was a young lad, he was destined for greatness.
He would go on to have an amazing hhof worthy career as a player, winning multiple stanley cups, putting up elite numbers aswell as playing incredible defense. He was well respected and feared by every player in the league because he was a physical force like none other ever seen in NHL history.
Legend has it on occasion he would even use teammate Jeremy Roenick as a chest protector and play goalie in practices. Nobody could ever score on him, and he could very well have been the greatest goaltender of all time if he decided to play the position full time.
After retiring from his playing days, Craig married to his long time girlfriend kate Upton, and had two beautiful children who they named Zac Rinaldo and Niklas Grossmann. They would both go on to become NHL legends, cementing their names in the history books just as their father had before them.
Craig would eventually become head coach of the Philadelphia flyers, a position he holds to this day and will undoubtably have for decades to come. He is best know for his ability to assign ice times like no one has ever done before, and also changing up the lines 500 times a game. He has implemented a new strategy which reduces the ice times of star players and increases the ice times of 4th line grinders. This genius strategy has coaches and management alike all over the league kicking themselves for not think of the ingenious strategy first.
Craig says when the time finally comes where he has to step away from hockey, he aspires to become a sidewalk. "I've got all this concrete in my head, I might as well put it to good use," says Berube.
Craig Berube is a god amongst men, and flyers fans are so greatful to have him in the organization. He is truly the greatest hockey mind that has ever walked the earth.
He needs an amazing defense to make his system work.
Which is why he probably won't be fired for a bit.
Once the team gets a sustainable defense in the next couple years building from the net out with prospects and signings. I think if we're still a .500 team with a defense that looks good-very good on paper, he'll get the can if he can't do anything with it. Don't expect him to be booted this summer though.