Ladies and gentlemen, y'all heard about the Arizona Coyotes, right? I mean, come on! What is the NHL even thinking? You know what? I think the NHL was drunk when they let them in. It's like, "Hey, you know what we need? A hockey team in the middle of the desert!" Yeah, that makes sense!
And don't get me started on their fans. Arizona Coyotes fans are like a rare species in the desert, because you never see them! I mean, nobody goes to their games! I heard they're thinking about changing the team's name to the "Arizona Empty Seats." They should just start giving away tickets with every purchase at the gas station. "Fill up your tank, get a free Coyotes ticket!" But even then, people would be like, "Nah, I'm good. I'll just take the gas."
It's like having a party and nobody shows up. The players are out there on the ice, looking around like, "Hey, where is everybody?"