Corn on the Cob

[Mitchnesses]

You know how they call corn on the cob "corn on the cob", right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn". They should call every other version "corn off the cob". It's not like if you cut off my arm, you would call my arm "Mitch"; but then reattach it and call it "Mitch all together".

How dare you use my name in vein!

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

What does alligator taste like?

This is gonna sound super stupid, but honestly, it does kinda taste like chicken. First time I had alligator ribs in Baton Rouge, it was kinda weird. My brain was all like "I know this taste. It's chicken.... So then, why is it on ribs??"

 

[The Gongshow]

Corn on the cobb has become dangerous

 

[JA]

Corn on the cobb has become dangerous

Apparently, it has.


People have started to do this: