Corn on the Cob

[MrFunnyWobbl]

You know how they call corn on the cob "corn on the cob", right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn". They should call every other version "corn off the cob". It's not like if you cut off my arm, you would call my arm "Mitch"; but then reattach it and call it "Mitch all together".

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[Mantis]

Did you used to make Mitch Hedberg threads?

 

[cupcrazyman]

Just waiting for the Ontario corn on the cob, won't be long now.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I used to absolutely love corn on the cob but can't eat it now as it really ****s my stomach up.

So I avoid all corn.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

You know how they call corn on the cob "corn on the cob", right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn". They should call every other version "corn off the cob". It's not like if you cut off my arm, you would call my arm "Mitch"; but then reattach it and call it "Mitch all together".

mitch hedberg had way better jokes than that one

come on son

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Did you used to make Mitch Hedberg threads?

He still does

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

I have never seen a corn irl. It is too cold to grow corn in Canada.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

"Children of the Corn" was set in Nebraska, but filmed in Iowa...

Why was it not just filmed in Nebraska? The ****ing university's sports teams are even called the Cornhuskers lol

 

[Yung Rotini]

I used to absolutely love corn on the cob but can't eat it now as it really ****s my stomach up.

So I avoid all corn.

Same tbh

 

[Billerdzzz]

Just waiting for the Ontario corn on the cob, won't be long now.

And the peaches!

Corn on the cob is great covered in butter. I used to use salt, but don't now as that I should watch my sodium intake. Almost everything has either too much sugar or sodium in it now.

 

[JA]

I have never seen a corn irl. It is too cold to grow corn in Canada.

http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/96-325-x/2014001/article/11913-eng.htm

Corn: Canada's third most valuable crop
By Marie-Andrée Hamel and Erik Dorff

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Anyone who has ever seen the endless seas of golden wheat on the Canadian Prairies might think that this lynchpin of Canadian agriculture is the number one cereal crop.

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Canada placed 11th in world production of corn with 10.7 million tonnes of grain corn produced in 2011 (Table 2).

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In Canada, over 32,300 farms reported planting 1.63 million hectares of corn (corn for grain, corn for silage and sweet corn) according to the 2011 Census of Agriculture. The value of farm cash receipts for grain corn alone reached $2.08 billion in 2011, ranking it as the third most valuable crop in Canada, after canola and wheat.

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The problem is fighting off all of the polar bears that eat the corn.

 

[Satan]

This thread

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/96-325-x/2014001/article/11913-eng.htm

The problem is fighting off all of the polar bears that eat the corn.

these are lies perpetrated by the corn council of Russia. Just blatant lies.

 

[Dr Pepper]

"Children of the Corn" was set in Nebraska, but filmed in Iowa...

Why was it not just filmed in Nebraska? The ****ing university's sports teams are even called the Cornhuskers lol

Stephen King is one of the more prominent anti-Nebraskans out there. He refuses to set foot in the state.

Or so I've heard.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

Stephen King is one of the more prominent anti-Nebraskans out there. He refuses to set foot in the state.

Or so I've heard.

Really? Man that's bizarre, not like my Russian Corn Council (RCC) post, which I admit is a total "Doland-esque" lie. Why does King hate Nebraska?

 

[Billerdzzz]

http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/96-325-x/2014001/article/11913-eng.htm

The problem is fighting off all of the polar bears that eat the corn.

They don't need to be shot though, most of them. They fight it out with the seagulls and crows, during late Spring.

 

[TMLeafer]

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Stephen King is one of the more prominent anti-Nebraskans out there. He refuses to set foot in the state.

Or so I've heard.

Stephen King is not to be trusted, while his books are solid, all his horror movies are poop, and there is a laundry list of dumb things he's done. Like having "The Mist" set in Maine, even though it was filmed in Shreveport. Or the fact that he hated Kubrick's Shinning (one of the GOAT movies), but somehow loved his own. Or that the Graveyard Shift makes literally no sense. And don't even get me stated on It. 2nd worst horror movie ever behind only Ginger Snaps. In fact, why don't I just stop here and let all y'all play the Stephen King drinking game.

Take a drink if//when:

An unexplained evil force without justification for its existence.
Bonus points for this evil force being extradimensional.
A disabled child with magic powers.
Bonus points for those powers to be psychic.
The setting of the story taking place in Maine at some point. (basically just do a shot while the dvd//bluray is loading)
The setting of the story taking place in a rural small town at some point.
Bonus points if the seemingly normal small town hides horrible secrets.
An antagonist without any redeeming qualities.
Bonus points if they're childhood bullies.
Details that teeter on the perverted.
Bonus points if children are involved.
A racist remark.
An atheist.
Evil religious people espousing morality, especially when it comes to sex.
Said evil religious people die.
Flashbacks. You can skip this if you're watching It.
Depraved Homosexuals. Bonus if they die.
Animals being hurt or killed.
A major character is either addicted to or recovering from an addiction to alcohol or drugs.
A major character is a writer/poet/storyteller.
Take an extra shot if it's the main character.
A reference to a previous King work.
Bonus points for a reference to multiple works.
Extra bonus if the work tries to refer to as many of King's books as possible.
An Internal Monologue which devolves into Stream Of Consciousness.
A sociologist appears to tell us about the consequences of the disaster at hand.
The sociologist dies.
Gratuitous violence.
Bonus points for Body Horror.
Extra points for Eye Scream.
A cameo by King himself.
Obscenely brutal bullies, either currently affecting a character or in a character's backstory.
Bonus points if being a bully is a part of the backstory of the villain (or one of them).

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Corn on the Cob is a health hazard.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Corn on the Cob is a health hazard.

only if you are stupid and do not put your hair in a man bun first like i do

 

[darko]

Corn on the cob from Nandos GOAT

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

There is a restaurant in Edmonton called "The Louisiana Purchase" that also has really good corn. Very good alligator as well.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

There is a restaurant in Edmonton called "The Louisiana Purchase" that also has really good corn. Very good alligator as well.

When I was in Edmonton I loved this restaurant. OMG... so om nom nom.

 

[Slush]

Corn on the cob is a great thing to have at BBQ's.

 

[darko]

There is a restaurant in Edmonton called "The Louisiana Purchase" that also has really good corn. Very good alligator as well.

What does alligator taste like?