Cooking is absolute f***ing garbage

[Jiminy Cricket]

Imagine S`pending Thousand`s of Dollar`s on Ingredient`s `n` S`pending Hour`s S`tandin`g around in a Kitchen Waiting for Food 2 Cook when you could LITERALLY JUST MICROWAVE HOT POCKET`S. YOUR LITERALLY STARVING 2 DEATH WAITING HOURS FOR FOOD 2 COOK `N` THEN SPENDING ANOTHER 6-8 HOUR`S CLEANIN`G UP DISH`S `N` MEASURIN`G SPOON`S WHEN U COULD LITERALLY JUST HEAT UP HOT POCKET`S FOR ONLY 2 DOLLAR`S a BOX.

ADULT`S LITERALLY LOVE COOKIN`G EVEN THO HOT POCKET`S COOK FASTER, TASTE BETTER, AND ARE CHEAPER. GOSH BLESS HOT POCKET`S `N` GOSH BLESS MICROWAVES.

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[koyvoo]

I’ve been saying this long time now

 

[Spikey]

Take some cooking classes.

 

[Chonged]

I literally half to cook at home now, cause there are no storage lockers to buy so there is really no reason to leave the house and all the restaurants are closed and my girlfriend is constantly nagging me about going to the store too much so I just went and bought a big ole bag of Beans and a giant bag of rice and like 50 pounds of chicken quarters with the very last of my simulation check, and now She nags at me all the time because we always are eating beans and rice and chicken. I think it is good though. Can we please have auctions again I need to get away from my girl for a few hours at least a few times a week man, this sucks.

 

[PullHard]

My Wive Has Beautiful Feet

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Only someone without a brain would think that.

 

[HisIceness]

The problem with Hot Pockets are that Gordon Ramsay would not approve of them. If Gordon Ramsay does not approve of the food you wish to consume, then you should not eat said food. Only food approved by Gordon Ramsay is for consuming.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

The problem with Hot Pockets are that Gordon Ramsay would not approve of them. If Gordon Ramsay does not approve of the food you wish to consume, then you should not eat said food. Only food approved by Gordon Ramsay is for consuming.

nerdon ramsay is a literal nerd who Melt`s down over food and wouldn`t last 30 Second`s in a Street fight.

I Would Literally Drop Nerdon Ramsay To The Flore Within 60 Second`s, that Nerd has No Idea Wat He`s Talkin`g About `n` He`s a f***in`g Nerd Ass p***y with Horrible Food, Give Me McDonal`d`s Literally Any Day Over That Trash, Nerdon Ramsay is a f***in`g Bitch `n` I Would of Slam`d His Ass In a Locker Back in Hi-Skool.

`n` Jonathan Taffer would Literally Kick his Ass.

 

[JMCx4]

I literally half to cook at home now ...

What do you do with the other half?

 

[Ceremony]

I’ve been saying this long time now

You look delicious.

 

[Spikey]

What do you do with the other half?

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Fixxer]

During very hot weather, it's not very tempting to cook anything. I've been delaying for a few days but I'll have to start the stove at some point. lol

 

[irunthepeg]

Imagine S`pending Thousand`s of Dollar`s on Ingredient`s `n` S`pending Hour`s S`tandin`g around in a Kitchen Waiting for Food 2 Cook when you could LITERALLY JUST MICROWAVE HOT POCKET`S. YOUR LITERALLY STARVING 2 DEATH WAITING HOURS FOR FOOD 2 COOK `N` THEN SPENDING ANOTHER 6-8 HOUR`S CLEANIN`G UP DISH`S `N` MEASURIN`G SPOON`S WHEN U COULD LITERALLY JUST HEAT UP HOT POCKET`S FOR ONLY 2 DOLLAR`S a BOX.

ADULT`S LITERALLY LOVE COOKIN`G EVEN THO HOT POCKET`S COOK FASTER, TASTE BETTER, AND ARE CHEAPER. GOSH BLESS HOT POCKET`S `N` GOSH BLESS MICROWAVES.

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Just order Chick Phil EH lmao!!!

 

[Smirnov2Chistov]

During very hot weather, it's not very tempting to cook anything. I've been delaying for a few days but I'll have to start the stove at some point. lol

In 90 degree weather, what was the one thing I was craving? Hot bowl of tomato soup lmao

 

[Chonged]

What do you do with the other half?

Usually my girlfriend gets all high and then eats it in the kitchen with the lights out at like one in the morning. Then she blames me for eating it the next day.