Columbus Blue Jackets 2013 draft preview

[blahblah]

I think you're mis-reading it. He meant little goals.

lol, we all know what he meant.

 

[Mayor Bee]

he has serious skating problems...he just stands in front of the net and waits for teammates to shoot at him...

Thats what Kiel McLeod used to do.

(Begin Don Cherry mode)
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. I ONCE PLAYED WITH A FRENCHIE NAMED PIERRE OR CLAUDE OR SOMETHING BACK IN ROCHESTER. HE'D COME FLYING DOWN THE WING AND MAKE A MOVE OR TWO LIKE HE WAS DENNY SAVARD, BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY SCORED. BUT THEN WE HAD BRONCO HORVATH, WHO'D JUST STAND AROUND THE NET BECAUSE HIS KNEES WERE SHOT, AND DAMNED IF HE DIDN'T JUST PUT THE PUCK INTO THE NET EVERY TIME IT TOUCHED HIS STICK. AND PIERRE WOULD GO OUT THERE AND TWIRL AROUND, BUT YOU WIN WITH GUYS LIKE BRONCO. ONE TIME THE BUS GOT A FLAT TIRE COMING BACK FROM A GAME AGAINST SPRINGFIELD, AND ALL THE LUG NUTS WERE DAMAGED SO THEY COULDN'T BE REMOVED. BRONCO WENT OUTSIDE IN A BLIZZARD AND USED HIS TEETH TO PULL THE LUG NUTS OFF SO WE COULD GET BACK IN TIME. AND HE'D JUST HAD DENTAL SURGERY THAT NIGHT BECAUSE BARCLAY PLAGER HAD JUST CROSS-CHECKED BRONCO IN THE MOUTH THAT NIGHT. WE CALL THAT A BRONCO HORVATH HAT TRICK: A GOAL, DENTAL SURGERY, AND USING YOUR TEETH TO CHANGE A TIRE. I DIDN'T SEE PIERRE DOING ANY OF THAT.

(/end Don Cherry mode)

 

[HoldFast13]

(Begin Don Cherry mode)
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. I ONCE PLAYED WITH A FRENCHIE NAMED PIERRE OR CLAUDE OR SOMETHING BACK IN ROCHESTER. HE'D COME FLYING DOWN THE WING AND MAKE A MOVE OR TWO LIKE HE WAS DENNY SAVARD, BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY SCORED. BUT THEN WE HAD BRONCO HORVATH, WHO'D JUST STAND AROUND THE NET BECAUSE HIS KNEES WERE SHOT, AND DAMNED IF HE DIDN'T JUST PUT THE PUCK INTO THE NET EVERY TIME IT TOUCHED HIS STICK. AND PIERRE WOULD GO OUT THERE AND TWIRL AROUND, BUT YOU WIN WITH GUYS LIKE BRONCO. ONE TIME THE BUS GOT A FLAT TIRE COMING BACK FROM A GAME AGAINST SPRINGFIELD, AND ALL THE LUG NUTS WERE DAMAGED SO THEY COULDN'T BE REMOVED. BRONCO WENT OUTSIDE IN A BLIZZARD AND USED HIS TEETH TO PULL THE LUG NUTS OFF SO WE COULD GET BACK IN TIME. AND HE'D JUST HAD DENTAL SURGERY THAT NIGHT BECAUSE BARCLAY PLAGER HAD JUST CROSS-CHECKED BRONCO IN THE MOUTH THAT NIGHT. WE CALL THAT A BRONCO HORVATH HAT TRICK: A GOAL, DENTAL SURGERY, AND USING YOUR TEETH TO CHANGE A TIRE. I DIDN'T SEE PIERRE DOING ANY OF THAT.

(/end Don Cherry mode)

Hahah thanks Major. Great stuff.