GDT: Colorado Avalanchee @ Dallas Stars: S1G7

[wayninja]

Intermission is Bednar's time to shine

 

[sethro109]

As bad as JD has been, I'd still replace Kivi with Colton, before JD. We need scoring and there's no contest there.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

They honestly seem so much faster than us. I've been drinking and have a tiny dick though so take my analysis with a grain of ass sweat.

When I Drink enough I think I have a big dick. Then I sober up and have to use the metric system so it seems more than tiny.

8 cm sound so much more legit.

 

[AvsFan29]

This is the first time in Avs road game 7 history they haven't been trailing after the first period.

We've basically already won

 

[Avsfan1921]

Positives:

- Not losing after the first 20 minutes. Usually all you can ask for in a big road game.

- Not allowing much from Dallas offensively.

- Blackwood doesn’t appear to be nervous at all.

- Smart with our sticks. Not giving the refs reasons to call penalties other than Kelly. Nate’s back check on Mikko and Coyle on the PK were good examples of this. Extended sticks into passing and interior lanes, not reaching in or hooking/slashing.

Negatives:

- PP complete shit again. No answer for Dallas’ aggressive PK.

- First game all series they are more physical than us.

- Ice total ass. Guys making crisp passes and it goes bouncing in the air. Stick handling a flat puck and it goes bouncing off the stick.

- Bednar giving bottom 6 too many offensive zone faceoffs. Not a recipe for success.

I’d add our pk as a negative there too. Even though no goal, just dominated in our zone. I’d be very happy if the rest of the game is 5v5.

 

[Sea Eagles]

Aight AVS faithful, I'm in. Time for us to wipe these stains from the season. Who's with me?

 

[sethro109]

Intermission is Bednar's time to shine

Skate harder damnit! Why is that so hard!!??? SKATE HARDER!!!!

*Throws coffee cup and leaves room*

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

This is the first time in Avs road game 7 history they haven't been trailing after the first period.

Improvement.

 

[forsbergavs32]

Aight AVS faithful, I'm in. Time for us to wipe these stains from the season. Who's with me?

Depends on what the stain is, I may not wanna go near it

 

[Mooserton]

Aight AVS faithful, I'm in. Time for us to wipe these stains from the season. Who's with me?

I prefer bidets.

 

[TruePowerSlave]

When I Drink enough I think I have a big dick. Then I sober up and have to use the metric system so it seems more than tiny.

8 cm sound so much more legit.

8 cm is a shrimp dick

 

[cccoltsicehockey]

Skate harder damnit! Why is that so hard!!??? SKATE HARDER!!!!

*Throws coffee cup and leaves room*

Cant forget the trashcan kick

 

[Sea Eagles]

Depends on what the stain is, I may not wanna go near it

It's Dallas, you can consider it poop. Likely green after a bad stomach bug.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Aight AVS faithful, I'm in. Time for us to wipe these stains from the season. Who's with me?

The age old question…

When do you stop wiping?

When the toilet paper comes back white or once it’s just a smear or two on the last ply?

Save us Obi Sea Eagles, you’re our only hope.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

8 cm is a shrimp dick

Thanks for pointing that out. Really appreciate it.

I'm gonna go cry now.

 

[flyfysher]

@Foppa2118 @RoyIsALegend

What adjustments should JB make?

 

[sethro109]

Cant forget the trashcan kick

He wishes he was Mark Forward.

 

[Foppa2118]

At this point it's pretty obvious that Dallas is intentionally letting the ice be shitty.

 

[dahrougem2]

As bad as JD has been, I'd still replace Kivi with Colton, before JD. We need scoring and there's no contest there.

The Avs have scored 19 goals in 6 games against one of the best goaltenders in the league.

Drouin has been horrendous. Kiviranta at least forechecks, hits, and blocks shots.

 

[TheGrimReaper]

might be cold where he's at

 

[Arch angel]

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Ok so Dallas gets 2 big ones, we’ll get 5 with 2 en.

 

[hockeyfish]

Aight AVS faithful, I'm in. Time for us to wipe these stains from the season. Who's with me?

I will follow you to the gates of hell.

 

[forsbergavs32]

@Foppa2118 @RoyIsALegend

What adjustments should JB make?

Switching from briefs to boxers for starters

 

[Tralfamadore]

The age old question…

When do you stop wiping?

When the toilet paper comes back white or once it’s just a smear or two on the last ply?

Save us Obi Sea Eagles, you’re our only hope.

#nowipegang

 

[Sea Eagles]

The age old question…

When do you stop wiping?

When the toilet paper comes back white or once it’s just a smear or two on the last ply?

Save us Obi Sea Eagles, you’re our only hope.

White, always white, but if that fails...the shower always helps post poop !! In fact, I shower every time.