Claude Giroux on stolen car hat trick watch

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

I used the search function, which is still broken, so made a new thread..

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[DownIsTheNewUp]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

 

[DieSendungmitderMaus]

Any reports on wether he gave the responding officers a butt-pinch?

 

[NeverForget06]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

Gotta get some shut eye sometime

 

[tfwnogf]

land of the free (cars for thieves)

 

[notsocommonsense]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

Yea, I don’t think that’s a thing

 

[Sasha Orlov]

Ontario moment

 

[tmg]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

Police triage reported crimes based on severity and staffing. Could be they were flooded with more urgent issues at the time and estimated that 10:00 was the time things would settle down to get to a nonviolent crime. Or that there were so many thefts already reported that morning, all the officers that handle vehicle theft cases were already backlogged til the estimated 10.

 

[BonMorrison]

That sucks but also this is pretty funny.

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

In Ontario we’re told to leave our keys in a gift basket for thieves so they don’t invade your home.
Police don’t care about a stolen car

 

[NVious]

The real victims are the criminals who likely will face awful name calling by online trolls and likely will have to do a week or two in a low security jail where they will be forced to do improv to heal their childhood traumas.

 

[FlyguyOX]

No wonder players are leaving Canada

 

[Jauffre]

The real victims are the criminals who likely will face awful name calling by online trolls and likely will have to do a week or two in a low security jail where they will be forced to do improv to heal their childhood traumas.

This.

 

[Kodiak]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

 

[LemonSauceD]

They can turn themselves in and get released in time for dinner. #catchandrelease

 

[Perfect_Drug]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

Unlike Americans, we actually did defund our police in Canada.

Also defunded jails, defunded firefighters, defunded hospitals, defunded schools.

We decided we didn't want to drill our oil anymore.

 

[Szechwan]

Unlike Americans, we actually did defund our police in Canada.

Also defunded jails, defunded firefighters, defunded hospitals, defunded schools.

We decided we didn't want to drill our oil anymore.

We produce more oil now than we have at any point in history my guy. You may want to get your news from somewhere other than the Canada Proud Facebook pages.

in before lock!

 

[Nogatco Rd]

Yea, I don’t think that’s a thing

If you’re the victim of a non violent property crime you are low priority for many PD’s, not uncommon to wait a long time for an officer to become available to receive a report

 

[sansabri]

Uh.. why are the police unavailable until 10am?

it's a stolen car, not a missing person

 

[Golden_Jet]

Unlike Americans, we actually did defund our police in Canada.

Also defunded jails, defunded firefighters, defunded hospitals, defunded schools.

We decided we didn't want to drill our oil anymore.

All False

 

[PuckG]

Police triage reported crimes based on severity and staffing. Could be they were flooded with more urgent issues at the time and estimated that 10:00 was the time things would settle down to get to a nonviolent crime. Or that there were so many thefts already reported that morning, all the officers that handle vehicle theft cases were already backlogged til the estimated 10.

Which means that the car is already in a shipping container headed to Africa!

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

He drives nice cars, so they get stolen, driven down the highway to Montreal, put into cargo and sent overseas.

There was a news story of a guy who could track his truck right to the port, but police couldn't do anything.

Another found a car from Quebec over in Africa somewhere. License plate and all still on it.