Strange that the two teams the CHL fans told us would join the OHL announced they are staying in the USHL.
Almost like the OHL has been trying to unsettle the USHL by making noises they were going to take their teams and it was supposedly a formality to happen. Only problem seems to be there wasn’t substance behind it on the part of the teams.
Pavel! You sir are to be commended for making all who use this medium aware of the nefarious plot by our eternal enemy to the north (I will not mention that dastardly nation's name) to undermine all that is pure and right within the organization we so proudly call USA HOCKEY!!!
I sincerely hope that you still maintain your hotline with our commander and chief Mike Trimboli and warn him of the dire situation we are in. The breadth and scope of this operation to forever place USA Hockey in a subordinate role is breathtaking in its scope and audacity! For all who may still be ignorant of our impending doom, please allow me to summarize what our hero, Pavel, has uncovered.
All the various scouting agencies have been co-opted, through what we believe to be the most effective propaganda campaign in history. It has been a true master class in its thorough success to have most of us believe that an unworthy non-American deserves to be ranked first over-all for the upcoming draft. To further sow confusion and doubt in our minds, the vast majority of the "ranked" players are foreign nationals!!!!!
Our esteemed tier 1 junior league has also been facing heavy pressure. OHL operatives have crafted a narrative that has us almost believing that two prominent franchises want to leave the warm embrace of the, as proudly and truthfully stated by the USHL, the best junior league in the world! So thorough is this deception that the hapless owners of both Muskegon and Youngstown inadvertently and as Pavel is finding out, unknowingly hired a high priced and famed litigator to explore the possibility of suing the league!!!!!!
Yes, yes I am well aware that many of you are saying this is to fantastical, unbelievable and plain insane. I say to you, however, TRUST IN PAVEL!!!!
I, humbly and with Pavel's blessings, state that the scouting agencies must once again place James Hagens as the prohibitive and undisputed number one ranked player for the upcoming draft! We also demand that Hagens be awarded 10 extra points as his PPG totals cannot be under players, who Pavel rightly claims were overrated, such as Celebrini and Fantili!!!! Furthermore, we demand that at least 12 American born players are placed in the first round, as the current low numbers are an insult to USA Hockey!
The OHL must immediately release the hostages, known as the Saginaw Spirit, Flint Firebirds and Erie Otters so that they may fulfill their express desire to join the premier junior league in the world! The OHL must then make full restitution to both Youngstown and Muskegon for damages done to their reputation and all legal expenses incurred!
We should demand the extradition of Jeff Marek, Elliot Freedman and Bob Mkenzie in order to be tried for agents of chaos and destruction that have subverted the wellbeing of USA Hockey!
Failure to meet these demands will be a call for....WAR!!!!!