Children in Greenville claim clowns keep trying to lure them into the woods

[Jumptheshark]

when did IX move to Greenville?

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Right after he cost Uber $1.5 billion

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[BigMac1212]

That Pokémon Go app has gone too far!

 

[PolishBingo]

 

[KaseMeOutside]

 

[tarheelhockey]

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article100413807.html

We’re not creepy, upset clowns say, as more creepy clowns are reported

 

[HisIceness]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you??"

 

[BigMac1212]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you??"

Oldest clown joke in the book.