Cheer Me Up

Sep 19, 2008
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When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown them out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
 

Bumpus

Shhh ...
Mar 4, 2008
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Cheer up, Kevs.

There’s at least a 28.663% chance some random drunk chick will fellate you at some point in the next month.

... Unless you look like a fat chode. In which case, they’ll still do it - but you have to pay. Oh yes, you’ll have to pay.
 
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