Post-Game Talk: CHAMPIONSHIP PARADE: 06/30 10:30 AM

[Gentle Man]

Evan going down the streak to let people touch his Rock Hands

 

[floridada]

Guys I saw cousins throw a Stanley cup inflatable in the crowd and absolutely annihilated some old ladies face with it. I think I got a pic of it too

 

[Skeletorrr]

Gonna have his Fedorov year next year with the Selke and the Hart.

Nah, he's gonna forget this defense first bullshit and become a legit goal scoring, hip checking, glove dropping wrecking ball. Mark my words.

 

[Gentle Man]

Guys I saw cousins throw a Stanley cup inflatable in the crowd and absolutely annihilated some old ladies face with it. I think I got a pic of it too

REDDIT JUST WENT BALLISTIC

 

[Mogo]

who da f*** is Travy and why is on the front of first bus with a belt

Reinhart is a goner

 

[Gentle Man]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1807450304859775396

Barkov and Lundy to Ltir

 

[Mogo]

LOL

Tkachuk in the ocean again with a cigar

 

[Gentle Man]

Chucky and Benny got off the bus and ran to the ocean and was followed by a flock lmao

 

[Mogo]

Holy shit Tarasenko eyes are so black. Man hasnt slept in a week

 

[Skeletorrr]

We just came to take the cup from finnish guys, so...
- Vladimir Tarasenko

 

[Gentle Man]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1807452386694140206

 

[Panthers Propaganda]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1807436451702866411

 

[Miami Panther]

Class act

 

[Gentle Man]

"I can't put two words together right"

Proceeds to say 50 words in a row

-Barkov

Lmao

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Where's Bjornfot?

 

[Gentle Man]

Bro Bobby is a skinny f*** my goodness lmao

 

[I am not exposed]

I really wish I was there.

I will just have to go next year instead when we win it!

 

[SatanicToedrag]

Where's Bjornfot?

DTD

 

[Mogo]

Anyone seen Maurice?

 

[I am not exposed]

Bro Bobby is a skinny f*** my goodness lmao

He's on the Hepo diet.

 

[Mogo]

Who's Travy?

 

[batting1k]

Anyone seen Maurice?

Yeah he was on one of the buses earlier, someone tossed him a helmet and he put it on

Who's Travy?

Travis viola?

 

[Mogo]

Yeah he was on one of the buses earlier, someone tossed him a helmet and he put it on



Travis viola?

Ah that makes sense

Cousins is absolutely shit faced

 

[Gentle Man]

COUSINS ALMOST FELL OF THE STAGE HOLDING THE CUP

LMAO

 

[Mogo]

OMG

I need a MAURICE ZITO 2024 shirt