GDT: CAROLINA SPERM WHALERS @ FLORIDA PU^SYCATS

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Tkachuk is still suspended right? Best get these 2 points.

Tkachuk and Ekblad out tonight, Kane out tomorrow with the Oilers playing their 3rd in 4 nights. Some nice breaks for us, hopefully we take advantage.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Tkachuk and Ekblad out tonight, Kane out tomorrow with the Oilers playing their 3rd in 4 nights. Some nice breaks for us, hopefully we take advantage.

Narrator: They did not

 

[Tryamw]

Narrator: They did not

/sigh...

 

[To Be Determined]

Narrator: They did not

question for the panel - who is the 'narrator' voice in your head?

mine is ron howard. for the obvious reason, and i assume like many of you...

 

[tarheelhockey]

Eric was a PTO so not surprising he might be in and out of the lineup as the 13th forward.

Imagine healthy scratching a guy for his 1300th game, at home, against the team where he played over 900 of those games, with both of his brothers dressed, when you're short a forward due to suspension.

 

[Derailed75]

Good evening, LADS AND LASSES.
'TIS MY ETERNAL PLEASURE TO ONCE AGAIN BE THE ONE TO METAPHORICALLY SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF ME LUNGS WITH MY KEYBOARD.

Some time ago I decided to make a sort of homage GDT to Robo. And well... I DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN. BECAUSE... as per usual, I have found a song that I like. I HAVE MILDLY EDITED IT. AND I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL A STORY.
OF GRACE, OF A FALL. OF WANKING. AND OF VENGEANCE.
....
In the case of the Mod team versus the said Robo Turner
Also known as Filthy Jerk
Accused of trolling under Terms of Service 2021
And three cases of HF bans
How does the defendant
Being of habit and repute a Jerk, plead
OH HOW THE FU^K SHOULD I KNOW, I DIDN'T SEE MUCH, DID I?
You didn't see much?
YOU HEARD ME
And what were you doing




ROWING WITH ONE HAND HEY HO

ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND I GO

LASSIES MOURN AND SEAMEN FLOW

ROWING WITH ONE HAND HEY HO



SIX WEEKS DRY WITHOUT CONSENT

THEY ALL SAID NO SO OFF I WENT

LEFT THE SHIP AND AIMED AT SHORE

A STURDY GRIP AROUND THE OAR



YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW

YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW



ROWING IN A ROWING BOAT

A TRAIL BEHIND ME LEFT AFLOAT

I'LL RAISE THE LEVEL OF THE SEA

ENJOYING MY OWN COMPANY



ONE OAR ON THE DECK I STOW

FREES NEXT HAND TO GO BELOW

I AIN'T GOING STRAIGHT TO PORT

OF FANTASIES I'M NEVER SHORT



YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW

YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW



SOME LIKE ROWING TWO AND TWO

OR PASS THE ORE ALONG THE CREW

OTHERS ROW IN SOLITUDE

ALL DRESSED UP OR IN THE NUDE



SOME GO LEFT, AND SOME GO RIGHT

IN CIRCLES ROWING DAY AND NIGHT

TAKES A WHILE TO GET US THERE

BUT TIMEWISE WE ARE MILLIONAIRES



MY STARBOARD ARM IS STRONG AND GRAND

AS NIMBLE BE MY PISTOL HAND

GREASY OIL FROM SPERM WHALE SPLEEN

KEEPS MY LEATHER NICE AND LEAN



ROWING WITH ONE HAND HEY HO

ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND I GO

LASSIES MOURN AND SEAMEN FLOW

ROWING WITH ONE HAND HEY HO



YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW

YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW



YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW

YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW



YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW

YO HO, HEY HO - HEY ALL HANDS IN A ROW

MAN THE PUMPS DOWN BELOW

YO HEY HO - NOW WE ROW, HO, HO, HO, HO



...



My Vengeance is in every good beer. It is in every mutual orgasm. It is in every quality of life. Vengeance will be mine. IN THIS GAME OR THE OTHER.

This is actually pretty gross, I love it!

 

[chaz4hockey]

I'm not worried about flooding canx. game since Sunrise is 20 miles from the Coast but....I hope Canes can fly out of FLL after the game....

 

[Blueline Bomber]

question for the panel - who is the 'narrator' voice in your head?

mine is ron howard. for the obvious reason, and i assume like many of you...

Morgan Freeman

 

[VibesAlive]

Would be nice to win again.

 

[CupInSIX]

question for the panel - who is the 'narrator' voice in your head?

mine is ron howard. for the obvious reason, and i assume like many of you...

I couldn't get Ron, so it's Clint Howard narrating everything in my head.


Please make it stop

 

[AD Skinner]

I couldn't get Ron, so it's Clint Howard narrating everything in my head.

 

[Derailed75]

Jim Brown circa 1990's

 

[To Be Determined]

Jim Brown circa 1990's

The only jim brown is mars attacks jim brown

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[The Faulker 27]

Ok then

Fresh and made to order.

 

[Derailed75]

The only jim brown is mars attacks jim brown

Well idk about that but that is a good era for him

 

[Joe McGrath]

Imagine healthy scratching a guy for his 1300th game, at home, against the team where he played over 900 of those games, with both of his brothers dressed, when you're short a forward due to suspension.

And Paul Maurice is the head coach.

 

[cptjeff]

Imagine healthy scratching a guy for his 1300th game, at home, against the team where he played over 900 of those games, with both of his brothers dressed, when you're short a forward due to suspension.

Somewhere, for a reason he can't identify, Mike Babcock just felt a tingle in his loins.

 

[Chrispy]

question for the panel - who is the 'narrator' voice in your head?

mine is ron howard. for the obvious reason, and i assume like many of you...

H. Jon Benjamin.

 

[DaveG]

The only jim brown is mars attacks jim brown

that would be 1990s so it checks out.


also it's definitely Ron Howard

 

[MisterDobz]

I think I’m screwed…. I live close enough to ft Lauderdale to have this game blacked out on espn, but far enough away so that I don’t get the local stations that have the game. Anybody have any idea how I can get the game? Else I’ll just have to sit here and watch the hurricane blow down my trees….

 

[cptjeff]

I think I’m screwed…. I live close enough to ft Lauderdale to have this game blacked out on espn, but far enough away so that I don’t get the local stations that have the game. Anybody have any idea how I can get the game? Else I’ll just have to sit here and watch the hurricane blow down my trees….

nhl bite dot com

 

[AD Skinner]

I just turned on the TV to hear tripp singing hallelujah and if that ain't as tripp as possible i don't know what is

 

[MisterDobz]

I think I’m screwed…. I live close enough to ft Lauderdale to have this game blacked out on espn, but far enough away so that I don’t get the local stations that have the game. Anybody have any idea how I can get the game? Else I’ll just have to sit here and watch the hurricane blow down my trees….

Good news, I turned on my vpn with a midweast location and the espn app was ok with that…. I can’t get it on my roku tv, but I can watch on my iPad.

 

[Tryamw]

Coghlan replaces CdH and Stastny replaced by Drury.