GDT: Car @ Fla

[MisterDobz]

jarvis with the block…

 

[Canes]

I know a lot of us have been disappointed with Jarvy in regards to offensive production this season. But he is seriously such a defensively responsible winger. It's no wonder Rod loves the kid.

 

[Porvari]

It's not just the physical appearance that makes Puljujärvi look like a 70's player who's time-traveled to a 2023 NHL game. There's a clunkiness to him that's just a bad fit to the modern game.

 

[Canes]

All that possession and poolparty just throws it to nobody

He's playing tonight? Welp, I'm glad Chicago ain't doing shit this postseason. Black Aces squad to be bountiful.

 

[Rick Davis]

It's not just the physical appearance that makes Puljujärvi look like a 70's player who's time-traveled to a 2023 NHL game. There's a clunkiness to him that's just a bad fit to the modern game.

True but he brings a certain physicality and size that this team desperately needs more of….

 

[Lempo]

It's not just the physical appearance that makes Puljujärvi look like a 70's player who's time-traveled to a 2023 NHL game. There's a clunkiness to him that's just a bad fit to the modern game.

Thank you for this mental image of Pulju with a porn stach.

 

[Chrispy]

Carolina is the second LEAST penalized team in the league…. According to panther announcers.. doesn’t seem right to me..

3rd fewest penalty minutes.

Around 13th in minor penalties.

 

[Tryamw]

Martinook down

 

[WreckingCrew]

Wow that was a dangerous trip and no penalty? the f*** refs?

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Okay now these strays are pissing me off

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

We better win this, have no interest in playing these dirty f***ers round 1

 

[WreckingCrew]

Another failed "breakaway"

 

[Tryamw]

We can't score

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

we should be up at least 4 at this point

 

[VAcaniac]

Panthers are always so jealous of us. Kinda funny how much they hate us.

 

[MisterDobz]

We can't score

We already have our quota for tonight.

 

[Canes]

We can't score

Other than the 2 goals but same as it ever was.

Luckily if the scores hold we'll be playing the same flawed Florida team.

Wait that's wrong, we'll be playing the same offensively flawed Piles team.

 

[Tryamw]

We already have our quota for tonight.

And the refs already got their penalty quota

 

[Porvari]

Thank you for this mental image of Pulju with a porn stach.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Matti Murto with the size of a Lalli Partinen," but whatever works!

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

Panthers are always so jealous of us. Kinda funny how much they hate us.

Who wouldn’t be jealous of the only ever Discover Central champs

 

[Chrispy]

3rd fewest penalty minutes.

Around 13th in minor penalties.

Quoting myself to say the Panthers announcers may be a bit jaded. They have committed 328 minors through 81 games this season.

That is averaging 4 minors a game!

 

[Canes]

Who wouldn’t be jealous of the only ever Discover Central champs

They jealous because even though our NFL Panthers team are a joke, they're still not even close to the biggest major professional sports Panthers team.

 

[MisterDobz]

4-2 craps

 

[The Faulker 27]

We're in a place where an injury to Martinook would be bad.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

NJ PP goal. 4-2