Navin R Slavin
Fifth line center
"hey, wanna take this absolute shambling mound of broken human flesh... for that good goalie you don't like because your defense is garbage, so he can embarrass the **** out of you in three months?"
"sure where do we sign"
(Btw Scotty hope you're doing ok, no matter what you're a Stanley cup champ and no one can ever take that from you)