GDT: Caps @ Wings. 1/31/14. 7:30pm

Ovechtrick89*

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Oates: OK guys tonight i would like us to employ the Ben Scrivens tactic.

Alzner: What's that coach?

Oates: Go look it up dumbass we've been using it most of the season

*Alzner at home*

Laptop on, Karl goes on google, 'definition of Ben Scrivens' *click* search.

Here is what the search yields: The Ben Scrivens tactic is a hockey style deployed by teams where the objective is to make the job of goaltending as hard as possible by not blocking shots, taking unnecessary penalties, not clearing the crease, and ensuring the goalie 'stands on in his head'.

*Alzner at the arena pre-game*

Karl: I think i got it coach, just go out there and do what we normally do.

Oates: Yup

Neuvirth: Gulp
 

Fallschirmyager

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Jun 25, 2009
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How is it that a "possession" team with a coach who could stick handle in a phone booth is so bad at making and receiving simple freakin passes? This team is so badly coached it's actually sad.
 

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