GDT: Canes@Pens: Ewing-Oakley-Mason-Rivers-Starks Theory Game 7

[Boom Boom Apathy]

That icebreaker guy is a friggin moron.

It's been fun (and way too easy) picking apart his arguments and pointing out how faulty his logic is, so I hope he continues.

 

[geehaad]

Make me coach and I will make him famous. People just don't know who he is right now. People talk to me, they write me letters you know, and they say Jeff Skinner just isn't famous anymore. He gets hurt all the time. I read this the other day, and I think you'll find this interesting, he never goes to the net. Never goes to the net. It's sad, it really is. And Bill Peters, the communist, he just doesn't know how to get Jeff Skinner to not be afraid. When I am coach I can guarantee you this, Jeff Skinner won't be afraid anymore. We're gonna make Jeff Skinner famous again. He's going to score so many goals that you're going to get tired of watching him score goals. You'll be bored. You'll be bored of goals. But everyone is going to know who Jeff Skinner is.

"How can about the man with that beautiful red hat? Stand up! Stand up! What a hat!"