While that is a silly thing to say, and "If we lose, I'll have fun" is the absolute last thing your employees should ever hear you say, I think drafting defensemen who aren't offensively gifted in the first round is about as reliable as drafting goalies. Even optimistically, it'll be a half a decade before you are getting results. By the time your first round pick is a reliable NHLer, he'll be a free agent.
I hated every time my team used a first round pick on some hulking specimen with no puck skills or real hockey sense. Even if you think you can teach defense to anyone, it's going to be almost ten years before they are the player you actually wanted to draft. The Pens drafted Brooks Orpik in 2000 and he wasn't what they wanted him to be until 2008.
That's too bad for him, he's not wearing colors at home and on the road.