GDT: Canes at Bolts

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Mike mixes up Aho and Burns, two of the most different looking players on the team.

Which reminds me of one of my favorite horse jokes.


A man buys two horses but he can’t tell them apart, so he asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So the man does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So again, he can’t tell them apart again.
He asks the farmer for his advice a second time. He tells him to cut one of the horse’s ears. So he does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
Again, he asks the farmer what to do and he tells her to measure them.
He comes back and says: “Thanks for your advice. It turns out the white horse is two inches taller than the black horse!”

 

[Tryamw]

Yep everything about them could not be more different.

Lefty vs righty
O vs D
20 vs 8
Small vs massive
Cherub face vs old man with massive beard

Lol

Same thing Right?

 

[MisterDobz]

Standing around too much…

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Time for 86 to score

Not a chance. We've 86'd goals from 86.

 

[CupInSIX]

To get on the PP. You can't really pull the goalie in OT w/o risking the loser point.

They can't score if they touch the puck

 

[Weltschmerz]

win now plz thx

 

[Canes]

Same thing Right?

Same jersey, both play the same sport. Seems legit.

 

[Tryamw]

They can't score if they touch the puck

We could Wallin it..

So close can't get to the rebound..

 

[Canes]

Yeah let's just stand around and pass the puck with no intention.

 

[dogbazinho]

TT shouldn't be out there

 

[Borsig]

turbo.... shoot FFDS

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

TT getting rewarded with time on that PP pains me

 

[MisterDobz]

Shoot TiVo shoot!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Who just tripped on the net?

 

[dogbazinho]

I assume the reason for TT is to snap him out of his funk with a goal. Is it worth losing the game? Maybe.

 

[Tryamw]

Shoot TiVo shoot!

Seems a bit drastic... Sniper in Tampa..

 

[Canes]

Koko is... well not good. Say what you want about TT but at least he doesn't handle the puck like a grenade everytime it touches his stick.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I say it every time. 3v3 OT until someone scores. Do it NHL.

 

[Tryamw]

@Wolfpuck Shootout time.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

I'm more cough medicine than man at this point, but it still feels necessary to post this

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

The lack of capitalizing on game deciding PPs lately is quite concerning, lot of time though and Patches should help

 

[Tryamw]

How much time they readding?

 

[Canes]

I say it every time. 3v3 OT until someone scores. Do it NHL.

I'd be fine if they did say 5 minutes then a break then another 5 minutes. But they'd have to go back to ties. And that's UNAMERICAN!!!

 

[chaz4hockey]

Not a chance. We've 86'd goals from 86.

He did come close though.

 

[Discipline Daddy]

Time to lose this bad boy in the skills competish