GDT: CAN vs. AUT May 14, 2024

I was attacked by a clam in PEI as a toddler. True story.
I hear they are making a movie about it.

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It can happen!!

We were clamming on the beach and I grabbed it right as the hinge closed on my palm. My cousin drove me screaming all the way back to the house on his ATV.

My nurse aunt came right over, "I'll take care of this", but upon seeing it, screamed "DAAAAD!"

My grandfather cut it open with a knife and ate it raw, and apparently I was stunned into silence by the easy ferocity of the act.
 
We were clamming on the beach and I grabbed it right as the hinge closed on my palm. My cousin drove me all the way back too the house on his ATV.

My nurse aunt came right over, "I'll take care of this", but upon seeing it, screamed "DAAAAD!"

My grandfather cut it open with a knife and ate it raw, and apparently I was stunned into silence by the easy ferocity of the act.
You can never disregard anything that abides in water, not by a long shot.
 

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