Can someone direct me to the nearest bathroom?

[Cor]

Ask Yubbers to open his mouth

 

[Knarf9o5o1o4o9]

The worst has happened. Thanks to you unhelpful ****s I have soiled my pants in more ways than one. I ask for simple directions to the nearest bathroom and all I get is snide remarks and useless quarreling over bathroom terminology. I do not prefer to apply punishment collectively, but rest assured that if anyone in here is in need of helpful finding a bathroom I will not be of any help. You have only yourselves to thank.

 

[MMC]

My toilet is backed up, I flush and it overflows and then quickly all goes down until there's no water left in the bowl. Tell me what's wrong with my toilet and I'll let you use it.