Can I make a 2026 Draft thread?

[mogambomoroo]

Competition dilemma for Gavin McKenna
Cancel your antenna for Gavin McKenna

 

[Bizz]

Turnover the puck in your own enda for Gavin McKenna.

 

[TheBeard]

Gaggin' for Gavin?

(like choking?)

 

[sharski]

We draft Misa and then land the #1 pick in the 2026 draft. Other fans speculate we pass on McKenna because we have too many forwards and have to go defense.

GMMG: "How many times do I have to say it. I don't need 10 McKennas. I don't need 10 Celebrinis. I need Big. I need Boston. And I need to be paid a 1st round pick to take them and then another to trade them to someone else. These are my demands."

 

[sampler]

Winning is Verbotenhoeff.

Veer off for Verhoeff.

 

[Stewie Griffin]

2026 Draft Thread - We Suck Shit

No need to get specific

 

[jMoneyBrah]

We draft Misa and then land the #1 pick in the 2026 draft. Other fans speculate we pass on McKenna because we have too many forwards and have to go defense.

This is too long for a thread title

 

[sampler]

Optimism: Chase playoffs for Reid.

 

[Wombley]

Gavin up the season - McKenna the reason

 

[Cas]

Gavin up the season - McKenna the reason

This is the winner, release the white smoke.

In relevance to the word "tank," it also reminds me of this ludicrous Internet argument I read about some years ago where some nutcase military gearhead "designed" a lightweight armored fighting vehicle that he named after American general James Gavin, who then lost his mind over it not being turned into reality. But that's some really weird, esoteric connection that only a weird brain like mine would make.

 

[weastern bias]

Too bad he's a winger, though

 

[matt trick]

Too bad he's a winger, though

Bust

 

[matt trick]

Gavin up the season - McKenna the reason

this one is objectively hilarious.

 

[Barrie22]

Too bad he's a winger, though

Couldn't even make it to 60, what a bum. Trade the 1st next year to the islanders with no restrictions for the 1st overall this year

 

[Le Rosbeef]

Veer off for Verhoeff.

Underrated. Hat tip!

 

[ChompChomp]

Hawks are going all out to get McKenna.

 

[dmcccdmn]

Gavin up the season - McKenna the reason

I'm 100% somewhat sure "Giving up the season, Gavin's the reason" sounds better, maybe.

 

[dmcccdmn]

If the hockey god smiles on San Jose and the Sharks somehow land McKenna, has there ever been a better line in the history of hockey than Celebrini and McKenna? You can use anyone as the other winger. Or you can from time to time throw Misa on that line to play in front of the net for giggles.

 

[Stewie Griffin]

has there ever been a better line in the history of hockey

 

[Star Platinum]

 

[Shark Finn]

If the hockey god smiles on San Jose and the Sharks somehow land McKenna, has there ever been a better line in the history of hockey than Celebrini and McKenna? You can use anyone as the other winger. Or you can from time to time throw Misa on that line to play in front of the net for giggles.

Come on now.

 

[Star Platinum]

If the hockey god smiles on San Jose and the Sharks somehow land McKenna, has there ever been a better line in the history of hockey than Celebrini and McKenna? You can use anyone as the other winger. Or you can from time to time throw Misa on that line to play in front of the net for giggles.

Lemieux and Jagr were OK

 

[dmcccdmn]

Lemieux and Jagr were OK

Damn, that's a good line.

 

[StanleyCup2035]

This is the winner, release the white smoke.

In relevance to the word "tank," it also reminds me of this ludicrous Internet argument I read about some years ago where some nutcase military gearhead "designed" a lightweight armored fighting vehicle that he named after American general James Gavin, who then lost his mind over it not being turned into reality. But that's some really weird, esoteric connection that only a weird brain like mine would make.

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[Wombley]

I'm 100% somewhat sure "Giving up the season, Gavin's the reason" sounds better, maybe.

I hear you and agree.
There is, however, something deliciously appropriate about having an embarrassing thread title name…