GDT: Blackhawks vs Jets - Bell MTS Place - Dec 14 7:00pm CT - Last Jedi

[Tom ServoMST3K]

Im trying to think of a Mr Plinkett quote to post here that wouldnt get deleted, but im coming up empty.

Just watch the reviews. I've watched them more than the actual movies at this point.

 

[ICdave]

Player pre-game audio: Hendricks, Ehlers and Poolman.

Coach Maurice pre-game scrum topics: Are teams taking more liberty with Connor Hellebuyck? Are the Hawks still the standard in the central? Status of Kulikov/Trouba. On the evolution of Josh Morrissey. Challenge of an offensive defenceman switching his role to be a more defensive defenceman. Improvements to Jets faceoffs this season. On Todd Woodcroft pre-scouting. How have the rules impacted faceoffs?

To listen click here.

 

[Putt Pirate]

Hawks fan saying......don't run up the score on us tonight. Please. Be gentle.

 

[jets2020champs]

Who gives a ratsa%! about another new dinsey/starwars cashin movie!

Armia/MP are the jets secret weapon for sure. Think what those guys could do with a center who can actually still skate...

 

[Aavco Cup]

Interesting to hear Maurice comment on Hossa and his "issues" when he was assistant at the World Cup. He said he couldn't morning skate because of it

 

[SensibleGuy]

Hawks fan saying......don't run up the score on us tonight. Please. Be gentle.

c'mon mang...you think we're fallin for any of that reverse jinx carpolla? We all know you guys are still contenders and we ain't got a chance! Jeez...

 

[BoneDocUK]

Beyak mentioned this morning on 1290 that they have a sickness working its way through the team so it looks like Trouba and Kuli have what Myers did yesterday and Wheeler had a few days ago.

Looks like the flu will go on...

 

[Gnova]

My husband and kids did a Star Wars marathon when the kids were younger. Now they play Star Wars video games together and watch new ones together together.

Hope they play Star Wars Destiny then

 

[EpicGingy]

Should be a good game tonight. The Jets usually show up to play against Chicago.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Who gives a ratsa%! about another new dinsey/starwars cashin movie!

Armia/MP are the jets secret weapon for sure. Think what those guys could do with a center who can actually still skate...

I care *shrug*

 

[CallMeShaft]

Look at the Hawks' GDT. You will not be disappointed.

(unless you tried to figure out their lineup, in which case you're screwed)

Ok our line up on the Hawks GDT is priceless:

Jets Expected Lineup:
Two First Names - Thiefele - No Wheels
L + ers - Littler than DeBrincat - Not Patrick Kane
Pig - Lowly Adam - Not a Ten(ev)
Perrnault - Cubs pitcher - Joel from the Army

Lessissy - Trouble
Not Coolikuv - Meijers
Chia rots - Poolboy

Starter: Hell(ebuyck)

I know , when i first saw it i thought , who's Pig and laughed out loud ,oh ya Copp .

Yeah, the guy who made that GDT (whoever he is) must be a real awesome and funny guy, I'm sure. Bet he's good looking too.

Spoiler

Your happiness makes me happy, for now at least. I will need you guys to suffer just a (Bryan) Little bit tonight. We neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed two points tonight.

 

[Maukkis]

Yeah, the guy who made that GDT (whoever he is) must be a real awesome and funny guy, I'm sure. Bet he's good looking too.

Spoiler

Your happiness makes me happy, for now at least. I will need you guys to suffer just a (Bryan) Little bit tonight. We neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed two points tonight.

The only glaring mistake you made was not calling Lowry "BIG Adam Lowry", as that is what essentially every commentator ever does, but other than that, I rate your work.

 

[Jets2point0]

Chicago Blackhawks starting lineup:

Brandons sad - Mr wpg - Some guy with a cat
[mod]
Lesser Patrick - Who - ryan no heart
Washed up - washed up - some bum

 

[Positive]

Their shields can't repel firepower of this magnitude!

Will be at the game tonight.

Go Jets go!

 

[Lempo]

Yeah, the guy who made that GDT (whoever he is) must be a real awesome and funny guy, I'm sure. Bet he's good looking too.

Spoiler

Your happiness makes me happy, for now at least. I will need you guys to suffer just a (Bryan) Little bit tonight. We neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed two points tonight.

Shaft!

Which sounds cool when done Motown style, but otherwise like a Swedish guy asking for some juice.

Forget about the net neutrality though. You got yours and we got ours, and our guys are gonna rips yours full of holes while we wish there's gonna be someone in front of ours.

 

[Aavco Cup]

 

[Kent C Tugood]

May the Force be with us tonight.

 

[Aavco Cup]

Forget about the net neutrality though. You got yours and we got ours, and our guys are gonna rips yours full of holes while we wish there's gonna be someone in front of ours.

I think you meant Force neutrality right

 

[CallMeShaft]

Chicago Blackhawks starting lineup:

Brandons sad - Mr wpg - Some guy with a cat
[mod]
Lesser Patrick - Who - ryan no heart
Washed up - washed up - some bum

If not for that Kane part, I would've given you a like for this. Also, Mr Intangibles or Top 100 is probably a better name for Toews. Still, not too bad. Not too bad at all.

 

[Lempo]

I think you meant Force neutrality right

Well, obviously. Only siths deal in absolutes.

 

[YWGinYYZ]

Go X-Wings Jets!

 

[Lempo]

Dude you went full Grease with Ehlers. Wrong 70's movie.

 

[YWGinYYZ]

Dude you went full Grease with Ehlers. Wrong 70's movie.

Blame Ehlers for his love of Pomade.

 

[Aavco Cup]

Go X-Wings Jets!

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Have you seen Fly?

 

[Lempo]

Have you seen Fly?

That's no Jeff Goldblum though. That's Dolph Lundgren.