biggest relationship dealbreaker you've ever encountered

[Pharrell Williams]

Having any interest in me is the most unattractive trait a woman can have

you're a good man, help

 

[Help]

you're a good man, help

thank's

 

[HisIceness]

The **** you trying to say??

I think he is giving thanks to the Lord that you have not pro-created. At least thats what I'm getting from it.

I'm sure you are a decent fella though, so I won't judge you

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I think he is giving thanks to the Lord that you have not pro-created. At least thats what I'm getting from it.

I'm sure you are a decent fella though, so I won't judge you

na he's a fascist but good on ya not judging a book by its cover

 

[HisIceness]

I've often found that people who say that someone else is a fascist/racist/sexist/bigot etc, or swear up and down that they are anti that, tend to be that very much a fascist/racist etc. themselves.

But I won't judge ya, I'm sure you too are a decent fella

 

[rosscow]

Any woman that finds me interesting or wants me I know right away has some serious mental issues and I run for the hills.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Any woman that finds me interesting or wants me I know right away has some serious mental issues and I run for the hills.

don't take help's joke and make it not as funny.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Having any interest in me is the most unattractive trait a woman can have

this is genuinely hilarious.

 

[Disclose]

she hit my dog.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

na he's a fascist but good on ya not judging a book by its cover

How the **** am I a fascist??

 

[zombie kopitar]

Girls who except to you to cuddle all night and then want to do jack **** and just enjoy giving **** tests
I have straight up walked up and left,....twice in the last 2 months actually
It makes them feel miserable because now they weren't validated and now horny alone in their bed


Give me that girls number OP

 

[Kelly]

She says 'cray' instead of 'crazy'. Thankfully she dropped that on the first hang so now I know to only call when I'm real thirsty.

 

[x Tame Impala]

She said she would have let her hypothetical kid die and let Harambe live if her kid fell into the enclosure. She was completely serious.

 

[x Tame Impala]

she hit my dog.

Explain.

I stopped sleeping with a girl because she yelled at my uncle's dog. I was house sitting for him and had her over everyday until then

 

[tarheelhockey]

lmao that's ugly

Sadly she was reasonably hot (like a legit 7), pretty smart/funny, and successful in her career.

And she also had a lunatic male roommate who she had slept with.

Nope.

 

[Masao]

Sadly she was reasonably hot (like a legit 7), pretty smart/funny, and successful in her career.

And she also had a lunatic male roommate who she had slept with.

Nope.

But to be fair, if you have a roommate of the opposite sex, you're going to sleep with them.

That's why when guys advertise that they're looking for a roommate on college campuses, their ads always say "males or females." But when girls post those ads, the ads say "females only." Every single time.