Beer thread?
Some Finnish beers (lagers)
Karhu III ('Bear III') Good beer for daily consumption. Favorite of many Finns.
Lapin Kulta ('Gold of Lapland') Locally also known as 'Piss of Reindeer'. Divides opinions about it's general tastefulness, but after 5-6 bottles you don't really care.
Karjala III ('Karelia') Only way to get once lost Finland's historical province back from Russia: a bottle by bottle. Decent choice, particularly good for heavy consumption.
These three beers shall be the introduction to the Finnish lagers. They are also among most sold labels, but obviously there are many more. Enjoy.
Some selected comments from the same Beer Advocate reviewer, listed as a Top Rater. Not to be taken overly seriously, it is just one person's opinion.
Karjala III:
56.8 cl aluminum can acquired at a supermarket and served into a generic kitchen glass in Helsinki, Finland. Reviewed live. Expectations are very low given its reputation. 4.50% ABV. 40 kcal/100ml. No bubble show forms as it's poured.
Served cold. Side-poured with standard vigor as no carbonation issues are anticipated.
HEAD: Pours a half finger wide head of off-white colour. Subpar thickness. Not much creaminess. Leaves no lacing as it recedes. Retention is poor - about 1 minute.
BODY: Clear thin yellow-copper of below average vibrance. Not looking good. No yeast particulate or hop sediment is visible.
AROMA: Weak watery barley. A light aroma with little happening.
TASTE: Weak barley. Malt extract/syrupy. A kiss of grassy hop character. Grains. This sucks.
Poor depth of flavour. There's no complexity, subtlety, intricacy, or nuance here at all. Very low-grade.
TEXTURE: Slightly syrupy. Too thick for the absence of flavour. Smooth and wet. This texture doesn't suit the taste at all.
Not oily, gushed, hot, boozy, astringent, or rough.
In its defense, it isn't watery. But even a watery texture might be better than this syrupy nonsense.
OVERALL: A garbage supermarket beer from Finland. I wouldn't buy it again. Not recommended, and terribly priced to boot. Avoid. I'm glad I have someone to help me finish this crap.
Low D-
Karhu III:
33cl can served cold into a kitchen glass at low altitude in Kuopio, Finland. Expectations are below average given the brewery behind it. Purchased at a Prisma supermarket in Kuopio, Finland. Reviewed live as a European pale lager.
4.60% ABV.
No bubble show forms as it's poured.
HEAD: 1 finger wide. White colour. Fair creaminess and frothiness. Retention is above average - ~3 minutes. Some lacing adheres to the sides of the glass as the head recedes.
BODY: Clear honey colour/pale copper of average vibrance. Clean, with no visible yest particulate or hop sediment is visible.
Looks like most pale lagers. Well-carbonated, with a clean crisp appearance.
AROMA: Faint buttery/diacetyl notes. Copper malts. Pale malts. Barley. No real grains. Honey malt.
A pleasant aroma of average strength. Sweetness seems a touch high, but overall it's a pretty run-of-the-mill Euro lager aroma profile.
TASTE & TEXTURE: Has a smooth wet and fairly soft mouthfeel, which is definitely preferable to the frequently sharp and metallic textures of most beers in this style. A bit overcarbonated, but still refreshing, with a pleasant albeit neutral Munich malt emphasis. Some supplementary honey malt and pale malt is present, but the hop profile is minimal - some generic grassiness at most.
Crisp and clean, but problematically buttery. My biggest criticism is its plainness - neutral to the point that it's almost insipid. It's also quite shallow. Flavour duration and intensity are average.
Not a gestalt beer, nor an impeccably balanced one. But it's built more or less to style, and is what you'd expect at this price range - a forgettable but drinkable beer intended for students and casual drinkers alike.
OVERALL: Known to many Finns as a redneck beer, Karhu III is just another take on the Carlsberg/Heineken model of neutral easy-drinking approachable Euro lagers, and is largely indistinguishable from any other European country's cheap offerings in the style. Still, it hides its modest alcohol well and will get you drunk. You could do worse than an 8 pack of this if you're looking for a good buzz on the cheap, but the discerning drinker (or craft beer enthusiast) will find this mediocre. I wouldn't bother with it again, but it's better than many beers out there in this price range (relative to purchasing power).
Low C (2.8)
Lapin Kulta Premium Lager: (hard to read the label in your pic but I think this is the beer)
5.2% ABV. 50cl can reviewed in Kuopio, Finland.
This is a crisp, clean, light-bodied refreshing lager with a nicely soft mouthfeel and a simple but balanced taste. Flavour profile emphasizes clean barley and generic pilsner malts, but never suffers from the metallic off-notes often observed in the style. Hop presence is minimal (to style). Very cohesive, though not gestalt. Well put together in spite of its obvious shallowness, Lapin Kulta Premium Lager Beer is a nice budget offering at Alko stores in Finland and is a notch or two above most pale lagers in Finland.
Highly drinkable with a well-hidden albeit average ABV. I might get it again if I'm after an affordable picnic beer, but I wouldn't bother shelling out for it on-draught. It's pretty much what you'd expect, and I think it's an above average pale lager.
Low C+ (3.05) / ABOVE AVERAGE