Bee in house. Help pls

WeegarUnderwood

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Jan 13, 2014
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Hi

There's a bee somewhere in my house. I don't know where exactly and it's night time. I'm home alone and don't know what to do. I'm currently hiding on the opposite side of the house of where I last saw the bee (I ran away) trying my best to avoid it. My phone battery is running low and soon I will be left without entertainment. I can't sleep because the fear is too great

What do I do? pls help
 

Masao

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Open the window that is closest to you. Put something sweet right outside the window.

Sit tight and don't move.

When the bee goes through the window close it like a ninja.
 

HisIceness

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Don't kill the bee. Bees are our friends, they help provide honey.

Wasps on the other hand are mother****ing *******s.
 

AnAceOfKidneys

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May 2, 2014
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Don't kill the bee. Bees are our friends, they help provide honey.

Wasps on the other hand are mother****ing *******s.

Agree.

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Kairi Zaide

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Aug 11, 2009
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I would have sprayed the ****er with hairspray and let it slowly die drowning in that, unable to move its wings and suffering like crazy.

**** bees, wasps, hornets, etc.
 

WeegarUnderwood

Fan of Intangibles
Jan 13, 2014
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Vancouver, B.C
Are you sure there's not another bee in the house??

Funny that you mention this actually

After I released the demon from my house, I went to my bedroom (place where the bee was last night) to read books and the such, but then I heard that ever annoying buzzing noise again and I was like "not another ****ing bee". I started to search for the source of the noise and much to my displeasure, there was another yellow bodied insect in my house. But this incest was far worse, for it was a wasp! I pounced from my bed and found the box that my router came in and I readied it as my weapon. However, I was lucky and the wasp decided to hang around on the screen protecter by the window, which was open at the time, so I slammed the window shut and trapped the devil between the screen protecter and window glass. It's still in there now (I think) but I fear that it's gonna call for back up

Pray 4 moi
 

Kairi Zaide

Unforgiven
Aug 11, 2009
105,341
12,891
Quebec City
Funny that you mention this actually

After I released the demon from my house, I went to my bedroom (place where the bee was last night) to read books and the such, but then I heard that ever annoying buzzing noise again and I was like "not another ****ing bee". I started to search for the source of the noise and much to my displeasure, there was another yellow bodied insect in my house. But this incest was far worse, for it was a wasp! I pounced from my bed and found the box that my router came in and I readied it as my weapon. However, I was lucky and the wasp decided to hang around on the screen protecter by the window, which was open at the time, so I slammed the window shut and trapped the devil between the screen protecter and window glass. It's still in there now (I think) but I fear that it's gonna call for back up

Pray 4 moi
hairspray it
 

VoluntaryDom

Formerly DominicBoltsFan / Ⓐ / ✞
Oct 31, 2016
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Play the bee movie in a room. When the bee arrives tell it that the bee movie isn't an anime and watch it slowly kill itself.

Also, **** wasps. Those scrubs can all just die.
 

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