GDT: Bald Headed Scallywags @ Raleighwood: Caps @ Canes (7pm)

Smechmikov is going to check Ovenchicken so hard it will cause and earthquake that wakes Godzilla from his slumber and he proceeds to wreck Japan.

Afterwards Smechmikov will reach down and take Ovenchickens magic gold chain of +10 shooting from his neck and wear it hereforward proceeding to score 50+g a season. Ovenchickens goal scoring prowess will shrivel up after losing his gypsy magic necklace and he will never score again on or off the ice.
 
Actually a big game for us. Potential 2nd round matchup and I'm sure all the boys are thinking about that possibility. More than anything I hope there are no injuries. We essentially have 9 exhibition games left this year with not much to play for. Both teams are playing well as of late. It will be really hard to not watch this one even though I have lots of work I need to do tonight.
 
ovie pots 2 in the first. then decides to call back to that playoff fight, and squares up to svech. this time, svech lands a clean punch and ovie bangs his head on the ice, taboot. the resulting concussion is so bad, he never skates in the nhl again.

wayne reigns forever. svetch, though struggling with the unintended consequence, becomes a canadian national hero. he plays 15 more years, with zero penalty minutes.
 
ovie pots 2 in the first. then decides to call back to that playoff fight, and squares up to svech. this time, svech lands a clean punch and ovie bangs his head on the ice, taboot. the resulting concussion is so bad, he never skates in the nhl again.

wayne reigns forever. svetch, though struggling with the unintended consequence, becomes a canadian national hero. he plays 15 more years, with zero penalty minutes.

If you haven't noticed, Canada isn't exactly a big fan of Wayne lately either.
 
At least 1 Ovi goal guaranteed because of a stupid Svech penalty
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