GDT: Avs @ Kraken - 8PM MT - "Return to the Shattered Realms"

[BrickNHL]

Greetings m’ladies and m’lords. I tried watching this game but rolled snake eyes; the chart said I need to drink grandpa’s ”whisky”, read dog bed reviews and fall sleep instead.

Better luck next time for me.

I post this motivational clip for you guys who will watch the game:

Wut

 

[wayninja]

I'm surprised this thread is all about Nuke, I figured that stuff would have blown over by now.

 

[The Kingslayer]

I hope Nuke doesnt show up again and gets caught with 5 hookers

 

[Vk1ing]

This game will either end with us chasing gru out of the net or getting shutout. Also im surprised someone more creative than me hasnt made like an avalanche of coke joke or picture yet lol

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

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Nuke, a wanderer with a dark past, returns to the faraway land of Seattle. Val is haunted by the memories of his tumultuous youth, where he was ensnared in a world of vices and darkness.

Seattle, once a peaceful and thriving city, has fallen under the rule of Gru, a former friend of Val who has become a power-hungry and treacherous ruler. Gru controls the city's seedy underbelly, including the Ladies of the Night, who are forced into servitude.

Val, driven by a deep sense of redemption, embarks on a perilous journey to confront his greatest enemies. He must face the temptations of his past, symbolized by the Mountains of Blow, where an ancient evil looms, corrupting the land and its inhabitants.

In his quest to liberate Seattle and vanquish Gru, Val learns that Gru has made a sinister alliance with the legendary deep-sea monsters, the Kraken, who have risen from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc upon the city and its people.

Guided by the wisdom of old allies, including a few remaining elves and dwarves, Val forges new friendships with the free people of Seattle, who still hold hope for their city's restoration. Val's love for the beautiful and courageous elven warrior, Seraphina, becomes a source of inspiration and strength.

Val's journey takes him through treacherous landscapes, from the dark streets of Seattle's underworld to the majestic peaks of the Mountains of Blow, and finally to the stormy depths of the ocean where the Kraken dwell.

With a sword forged by the last remaining dwarven blacksmith and his newfound companions, Val confronts Gru and the Kraken in an epic battle to save Seattle from destruction. Along the way, Val confronts his own inner demons, overcoming the temptations of his past to become a true hero.


GDT Music
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TLDR

 

[niwotsblessing]

Eberle must be broken.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

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Ready for tonight!

That's a lot of salt. Your BP is gonna skyrocket!

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Greetings m’ladies and m’lords. I tried watching this game but rolled snake eyes; the chart said I need to drink grandpa’s ”whisky”, read dog bed reviews and fall sleep instead.

Better luck next time for me.

I post this motivational clip for you guys who will watch the game:

 

[The Kingslayer]

Eberle must be broken.

I wonder if good friend Andrew will ask him to throw down.

 

[Snow Arc]

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Nuke, a wanderer with a dark past, returns to the faraway land of Seattle. Val is haunted by the memories of his tumultuous youth, where he was ensnared in a world of vices and darkness.

Seattle, once a peaceful and thriving city, has fallen under the rule of Gru, a former friend of Val who has become a power-hungry and treacherous ruler. Gru controls the city's seedy underbelly, including the Ladies of the Night, who are forced into servitude.

Val, driven by a deep sense of redemption, embarks on a perilous journey to confront his greatest enemies. He must face the temptations of his past, symbolized by the Mountains of Blow, where an ancient evil looms, corrupting the land and its inhabitants.

In his quest to liberate Seattle and vanquish Gru, Val learns that Gru has made a sinister alliance with the legendary deep-sea monsters, the Kraken, who have risen from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc upon the city and its people.

Guided by the wisdom of old allies, including a few remaining elves and dwarves, Val forges new friendships with the free people of Seattle, who still hold hope for their city's restoration. Val's love for the beautiful and courageous elven warrior, Seraphina, becomes a source of inspiration and strength.

Val's journey takes him through treacherous landscapes, from the dark streets of Seattle's underworld to the majestic peaks of the Mountains of Blow, and finally to the stormy depths of the ocean where the Kraken dwell.

With a sword forged by the last remaining dwarven blacksmith and his newfound companions, Val confronts Gru and the Kraken in an epic battle to save Seattle from destruction. Along the way, Val confronts his own inner demons, overcoming the temptations of his past to become a true hero.


GDT Music
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BIG THUMBS UP!

Err... wait.
BIG TAIL WAGGIN'S!

 

[wayninja]

This game will either end with us chasing gru out of the net or getting shutout. Also im surprised someone more creative than me hasnt made like an avalanche of coke joke or picture yet lol

 

[Gruyeriev]

 

[sethro109]

I hope Nuke doesnt show up again and gets caught with 5 hookers

Hopefully he rolls up with 23 hookers and tires the other team out before the game.

 

[AvsMakar08]

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Ready for tonight!

I never tried Coke. How does it feel when you sniff it? I know a lot of hockey players love it.

 

[redacted]

I never tried Coke. How does it feel when you sniff it? I know a lot of hockey players love it.

Only addicts snort, rub it on your gums.

 

[AvsMakar08]

Only addicts snort, rub it on your gums.

Wow, there is always something new to learn on these boards.

 

[the_fan]

Wow, there is always something new to learn on these boards.

did you know that rubbing cocaine on butthole helps regrow hair?

 

[redacted]

did you know that rubbing cocaine on butthole helps regrow hair?

The real question here is why do you want hair on your butthole?

 

[the_fan]

The real question here is why do you want hair on your butthole?

I meant the hair on the head. And no, not that head

 

[wayninja]

I never tried Coke. How does it feel when you sniff it? I know a lot of hockey players love it.

I wouldn't touch the stuff, I just love the way it smells.

 

[redacted]

I meant the hair on the head. And no, not that head

Suuurrrrrrreeeeee

 

[AllAboutAvs]

I never tried Coke. How does it feel when you sniff it? I know a lot of hockey players love it.

Pepsi drinker?

 

[redacted]

I wouldn't touch the stuff, I just love the way it smells.

I don’t even like the smell… but the drip!

 

[the_fan]

I like how coke f***s up my nose, makes it bleed all over, specially when I’m out in public

 

[lionsDen]

I enjoyed it, and usually I'll barely read my emails these days.

what’s an email?

Greetings m’ladies and m’lords. I tried watching this game but rolled snake eyes; the chart said I need to drink grandpa’s ”whisky”, read dog bed reviews and fall sleep instead.

Better luck next time for me.

I post this motivational clip for you guys who will watch the game:

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